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CHAOS · 10-25-2007, 10:09 AM

thats a bad ass shopping car

ozthunder · 10-25-2007, 10:11 AM

Being a Subaru forum, we should swap it with a smaller, yet more efficient 4 banger, and then only make 200hp.

Wooops.

CHAOS · 10-25-2007, 10:15 AM

A man was having sex with his girl friend. As he was pumping away she was getting closer and closer to climaxing. Suddenly, just as she was about to loose it, he pulled out and switched positions. In this position, he pumped away. After a long time she was finally getting back to the point of climax. Again he switches positions on her before she could peak. In this last position the man quickly climaxes and rolls off her.

Perplexed and unfulfilled the girl looked over at her boyfriend and said: "Don't you think it was a little presumptuous of you to keep switching positions and not allowing me to climax."

To this the man replied: "Presumptuous... thats an awfully difficult word for a 10 year old."

blu4door · 10-25-2007, 10:16 AM

:fwap::fwap::fwap:

blu4door · 10-25-2007, 10:25 AM

Chaos, when did you make an owned pic?

Kiel · 10-25-2007, 10:28 AM

I did not has fail. Actually the mats went in nicely and look pretty nice, I just wish I had the rest of the STi interior :/

CHAOS · 10-25-2007, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu4door

Chaos, when did you make an owned pic?

hahahahahahahahaha

edit: ROFLMAO at the image name

blu4door · 10-25-2007, 10:32 AM

I think I hear a fat lady in the next cubicle eating ho-hos

CHAOS · 10-25-2007, 10:34 AM

haha dude we had a meeting yesterday, i got the shaft and had to sit next to the fat girl... shaped like ****ing giant meatball with 2 toothpicks for legs who whines about her ****ing knees hurting from the misshapen fat ... yea she was breathing out of her mouth the entire ****ing time like she was winded from sitting there.

blu4door · 10-25-2007, 10:37 AM

ugh, did she start wheezing like fatty McGee?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE But I liiiiiiiiike the stairs. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CHAOS · 10-25-2007, 10:52 AM

hahahaha fatty mcgee was so ****ing funny

Kiel · 10-25-2007, 10:55 AM

Group N trans mount installation: Sunday

Z3R0 · 10-25-2007, 10:55 AM

An empoylee was not feeling well and decided to call into work to tell them she won't be coming in that day. The manager asks " Why aren't you coming in today are you feeling okay?", she says "No, I have a strong case of anal glaucoma". The boss says "Anal glaucoma???What the hell is that?" She say "Its a condition where I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Kerplunk105 · 10-25-2007, 10:57 AM

I need to stop bitching out and quit my job.

ozthunder · 10-25-2007, 10:58 AM

Do it, we need more drama on TST today.

Z3R0 · 10-25-2007, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerplunk105

I need to stop bitching out and quit my job.

I applied to be a Remote IT System Administrator for Amazon.com

Kerplunk105 · 10-25-2007, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0

I applied to be a Remote IT System Administrator for Amazon.com

Good luck!

....what should I say? "I ****ing hate working here and want to kill myself whenever I even think about comig in? oh..btw, can I sotp by tomorrow and pick up my pay check?"

Z3R0 · 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerplunk105

Good luck!

....what should I say? "I ****ing hate working here and want to kill myself whenever I even think about comig in? oh..btw, can I sotp by tomorrow and pick up my pay check?"

Do not feel intimidated by your place of employment...if anything they should be happy that you are moving on in your life and further in the employment world. Of course they will make it seem like you HAVE to work there but, meh...they WILL get over it

DropTopChevy · 10-25-2007, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0

An empoylee was not feeling well and decided to call into work to tell them she won't be coming in that day. The manager asks " Why aren't you coming in today are you feeling okay?", she says "No, I have a strong case of anal glaucoma". The boss says "Anal glaucoma???What the hell is that?" She say "Its a condition where I can't see my ass coming into work today."

I got a good laugh out of this

made my crummy day a little better.

Kerplunk105 · 10-25-2007, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0

Do not feel intimidated by your place of employment...if anything they should be happy that you are moving on in your life and further in the employment world.

I dont think they are going to look at it like that, haha.

I never want to go back, but I really should give two weeks notice.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

What lie can I make up? Um...I got hired at a new place and they need me to start tomorrow? Is that even believable?

10-25-2007, 10:11 AM	#3602
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	Being a Subaru forum, we should swap it with a smaller, yet more efficient 4 banger, and then only make 200hp. Wooops. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-25-2007, 10:28 AM	#3606
Kiel Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Morton, PA Member #5456 My Ride: 2003 WRX - Sonic Yellow iTrader: (0)	I did not has fail. Actually the mats went in nicely and look pretty nice, I just wish I had the rest of the STi interior :/ __________________ TST Work Crew/Saturday Club To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-25-2007, 10:55 AM	#3612
Kiel Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Morton, PA Member #5456 My Ride: 2003 WRX - Sonic Yellow iTrader: (0)	Group N trans mount installation: Sunday __________________ TST Work Crew/Saturday Club To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-25-2007, 10:57 AM	#3614
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	I need to stop bitching out and quit my job. __________________ ~Elizabeth~

10-25-2007, 10:58 AM	#3615
ozthunder Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In a modular on campus Member #2994 My Ride: 2006 Nissan SE-R Spec V iTrader: (0)	Do it, we need more drama on TST today. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

10-25-2007, 10:09 AM	#3601
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	thats a bad ass shopping car

10-25-2007, 10:15 AM	#3603
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	A man was having sex with his girl friend. As he was pumping away she was getting closer and closer to climaxing. Suddenly, just as she was about to loose it, he pulled out and switched positions. In this position, he pumped away. After a long time she was finally getting back to the point of climax. Again he switches positions on her before she could peak. In this last position the man quickly climaxes and rolls off her. Perplexed and unfulfilled the girl looked over at her boyfriend and said: "Don't you think it was a little presumptuous of you to keep switching positions and not allowing me to climax." To this the man replied: "Presumptuous... thats an awfully difficult word for a 10 year old."

10-25-2007, 10:16 AM	#3604
blu4door Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: trenton Member #504 My Ride: 1979 ford econoline van iTrader: (0)	:fwap::fwap::fwap:

10-25-2007, 10:25 AM	#3605
blu4door Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: trenton Member #504 My Ride: 1979 ford econoline van iTrader: (0)	Chaos, when did you make an owned pic?

10-25-2007, 10:32 AM	#3608
blu4door Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: trenton Member #504 My Ride: 1979 ford econoline van iTrader: (0)	I think I hear a fat lady in the next cubicle eating ho-hos

10-25-2007, 10:34 AM	#3609
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	haha dude we had a meeting yesterday, i got the shaft and had to sit next to the fat girl... shaped like **ing giant meatball with 2 toothpicks for legs who whines about her ing knees hurting from the misshapen fat ... yea she was breathing out of her mouth the entire **ing time like she was winded from sitting there.

10-25-2007, 10:37 AM	#3610
blu4door Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: trenton Member #504 My Ride: 1979 ford econoline van iTrader: (0)	ugh, did she start wheezing like fatty McGee? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE But I liiiiiiiiike the stairs. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

10-25-2007, 10:52 AM	#3611
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	hahahaha fatty mcgee was so ****ing funny

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