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Eclipse GSX 61 · 04-20-2009, 11:22 PM

I keed I keed.

blkZ06 · 04-20-2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Captain

The fleshlight should never be an option.

exactly vag still counts if you pay for it, thanks to the economy the amount of girls willing to get paid to take their clothes off and get a free snack out of the deal has increased

Oakes · 04-20-2009, 11:33 PM

so uh, jordan, wats the deal with borrowing the M5 for a day? or a weekend?

DPancoast · 04-20-2009, 11:36 PM

Or foreverrrrrr

blkZ06 · 04-20-2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oakes

so uh, jordan, wats the deal with borrowing the M5 for a day? or a weekend?

what deal? the its not happening part?

Oakes · 04-20-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blkZ06

what deal? the its not happening part?

aka, how much? the im gonna make you deaf part? to drive it dummy

blkZ06 · 04-20-2009, 11:40 PM

145$ a week is the rate I usually charge people for the M

145/7 = 20ish a day

Oakes · 04-20-2009, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blkZ06

145$ a week is the rate I usually charge people for the M

145/7 = 20ish a day

hmmm, think I'll take you up on that.

blkZ06 · 04-20-2009, 11:44 PM

and thats not 20$ for a free for all with my car, I measure tread depth and we go for a ride before hand so you know how the car acts and if it deviates from that at all when you bring it back the bill is on you. I use to just let people drive it but when a certain person decided to do donuts in it when I told them not to beat it up thats what I resort to now. But I mean if you want to take your babe to dinner in Philly or lie to a one night stand that you have an M5 its an easy way to get it done.

Oakes · 04-20-2009, 11:47 PM

haha, im not one to disrespect someone elses car, too many people trust me with theirs and its the last thing id do cause I'd hate to have it done to mine. I understand completely, its more or less the last part that you mentioned

DPancoast · 04-20-2009, 11:54 PM

lol like you need a BMW to get girls... you have a ****ing fusion and you get more vagina than a lot of people.

The Captain · 04-20-2009, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blkZ06

and thats not 20$ for a free for all with my car, I measure tread depth and we go for a ride before hand so you know how the car acts and if it deviates from that at all when you bring it back the bill is on you. I use to just let people drive it but when a certain person decided to do donuts in it when I told them not to beat it up thats what I resort to now. But I mean if you want to take your babe to dinner in Philly or lie to a one night stand that you have an M5 its an easy way to get it done.

Have i mentioned that you are the man?

Oakes · 04-20-2009, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DPancoast

lol like you need a BMW to get girls... you have a ****ing fusion and you get more vagina than a lot of people.

I know, but like you said, it's a Fusion hahaha. I need to fit the image

blkZ06 · 04-21-2009, 12:02 AM

its pity pussy dont kid yourself about any image

Oakes · 04-21-2009, 12:14 AM

listen, if me being deaf gets me laid, im ****ing fine with it lol

92sileighty · 04-21-2009, 12:16 AM

do the helen keller...

Oakes · 04-21-2009, 12:16 AM

its my signature move.

"I'm sorry what? Oh I didn't hear you....nor did i see that i got it in your eye, sowwy *puppy face*"
"*giggles* It's ok, I'll just sign it to you next time"

97TurboDSM · 04-21-2009, 12:18 AM

oh hai ladies.

abrok99 · 04-21-2009, 12:22 AM

blkz06 needs to come into this thread more often. he's funny as hell! haha

ASIAN JUL · 04-21-2009, 01:24 AM

Lol Jordan is this thread's winrawr

04-20-2009, 11:22 PM	#30761
Eclipse GSX 61 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #7996 My Ride: 14' Mercedes C300 iTrader: (2)	I keed I keed. __________________ 97 GSX (sold) 05 SRT 4 ACR (sold) 02 RSX

04-20-2009, 11:33 PM	#30763
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	so uh, jordan, wats the deal with borrowing the M5 for a day? or a weekend? __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

04-20-2009, 11:40 PM	#30767
blkZ06 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West Chester, Pa Member #3188 My Ride: 03 Z06, 01 Z06, 99 Viper GTS, 05 F250, 00 M5 iTrader: (0)	145$ a week is the rate I usually charge people for the M 145/7 = 20ish a day __________________ 01 911 TT - 216 K16s 501awhp/650awtq 03 Z06 - 427 F1 916rwhp/900rwtq 01 Z06 - 383 Y7-JT Trim 640rwhp/630rwtq 99 Viper GTS - 488 Cam 500rwhp/550rwtq 04 2500 - 402 GT80 & S364 - 750rwhp/1300rwtq

04-20-2009, 11:44 PM	#30769
blkZ06 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West Chester, Pa Member #3188 My Ride: 03 Z06, 01 Z06, 99 Viper GTS, 05 F250, 00 M5 iTrader: (0)	and thats not 20$ for a free for all with my car, I measure tread depth and we go for a ride before hand so you know how the car acts and if it deviates from that at all when you bring it back the bill is on you. I use to just let people drive it but when a certain person decided to do donuts in it when I told them not to beat it up thats what I resort to now. But I mean if you want to take your babe to dinner in Philly or lie to a one night stand that you have an M5 its an easy way to get it done. __________________ 01 911 TT - 216 K16s 501awhp/650awtq 03 Z06 - 427 F1 916rwhp/900rwtq 01 Z06 - 383 Y7-JT Trim 640rwhp/630rwtq 99 Viper GTS - 488 Cam 500rwhp/550rwtq 04 2500 - 402 GT80 & S364 - 750rwhp/1300rwtq

04-20-2009, 11:47 PM	#30770
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	haha, im not one to disrespect someone elses car, too many people trust me with theirs and its the last thing id do cause I'd hate to have it done to mine. I understand completely, its more or less the last part that you mentioned __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

04-21-2009, 12:02 AM	#30774
blkZ06 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West Chester, Pa Member #3188 My Ride: 03 Z06, 01 Z06, 99 Viper GTS, 05 F250, 00 M5 iTrader: (0)	its pity pussy dont kid yourself about any image __________________ 01 911 TT - 216 K16s 501awhp/650awtq 03 Z06 - 427 F1 916rwhp/900rwtq 01 Z06 - 383 Y7-JT Trim 640rwhp/630rwtq 99 Viper GTS - 488 Cam 500rwhp/550rwtq 04 2500 - 402 GT80 & S364 - 750rwhp/1300rwtq

04-21-2009, 12:14 AM	#30775
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	listen, if me being deaf gets me laid, im **ing fine with it lol __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a **!

04-21-2009, 12:16 AM	#30776
92sileighty Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Springfield Member #6020 My Ride: 05 S2000 iTrader: (1)	do the helen keller...

04-21-2009, 12:16 AM	#30777
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	its my signature move. "I'm sorry what? Oh I didn't hear you....nor did i see that i got it in your eye, sowwy puppy face" "giggles It's ok, I'll just sign it to you next time" __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

04-21-2009, 12:18 AM	#30778
97TurboDSM TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #849 My Ride: '03 IY 20th GTI iTrader: (3)	oh hai ladies. __________________ FOR SALE! Canon 5D\|17-40L\|85mm f/1.8\|Sigmalux\|580ex

04-21-2009, 12:22 AM	#30779
abrok99 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: that nj jawn Member #6039 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX swagon iTrader: (0)	blkz06 needs to come into this thread more often. he's funny as hell! haha __________________ RIP- Ryan Sherwood. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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