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Old 03-30-2009, 02:56 PM   #28101
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You're just a question.

I don't get jealous lol, if I did....well....I'd be a huge hypocrite.

Tricks to properly having a few girls at once.
1. Never text the others when you're with one them
2. Never mention hanging out with other girls when you're with them, they may say they don't care, but they're all lying murder plotting angels
3. Don't make them thing they're going to become more with you if you have no intentions of doing so
4. Never date an asian
5. Realize the pun that was intended in number 4 and 5
6. NEVER, EVER pick girls in remotely similar friend circles, they all talk, they all plot to kill and you will lose your little soldier.
7. Jizz on their face and bounce
Hmm well i haven't dated an asian. But, I had sex this (asian)chick when I was out in CA, then left pretty much next day . Don't blame me. It was her idea.. lol
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:57 PM   #28102
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Awww gee you're making me blush and stuff.

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You're just a question.

I don't get jealous lol, if I did....well....I'd be a huge hypocrite.

Tricks to properly having a few girls at once.
1. Never text the others when you're with one them
2. Never mention hanging out with other girls when you're with them, they may say they don't care, but they're all lying murder plotting angels
3. Don't make them thing they're going to become more with you if you have no intentions of doing so
4. Never date an asian
5. Realize the pun that was intended in number 4 and 5

6. NEVER, EVER pick girls in remotely similar friend circles, they all talk, they all plot to kill and you will lose your little soldier.
7. Jizz on their face and bounce

but *cringing* at being oh-so-close to my least favorite phrase in the world.

so when are you writing a book?
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:58 PM   #28103
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Hmm well i haven't dated an asian. But, I had sex this chick when I was out in CA, then left pretty much next day . Don't blame me. It was her idea.. lol
Nothing wrong with that haha, there have been plenty blow and go occurrences for me. Some for better, some for worse all for win.
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Guys must not realize that girls can play the field, too.
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Old 03-30-2009, 02:59 PM   #28105
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Guys must not realize that girls can play the field, too.
OHHHHHHH, I know, I just play better and being that I know how to play I know when I'm being played.

I'll write a book sometime into my 20s, need at least 200+ pages worth of material.
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OHHHHHHH, I know, I just play better and being that I know how to play I know when I'm being played.

I'll write a book sometime into my 20s, need at least 200+ pages worth of material.
You can call it the hearing aid monologues!!
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1,689, thats it? I thought I had more.
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I just heard that whole part in my head in a rocky and bullwinkle theme.
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Oh geez. You'd think I was jobless or something...
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Drugs?
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Alcohol?
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