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Chris B. · 03-08-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeperSL2

ohhh i see. haha that's a long drive for the Wednesday night meets..lol

I'd earn quite a few frequent flyer miles going to and from them.

abrok99 · 03-08-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OMGz Turbo

oh nomnomnom

damn lol is that your trans am?

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 02:53 PM

My ass =kicked. This has been a tough day. But at least I procured a 5 hour energy.

sleeper15 · 03-08-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

Here is another weird one.... Natalie's Rap by The Lonely Island.

thats an awesome song,

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

My ass =kicked. This has been a tough day. But at least I procured a 5 hour energy.

i tried a 5 hour engery drink before, tasted like ass, and didn't really work

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper15

i tried a 5 hour engery drink before, tasted like ass, and didn't really work

Dear shawn,

Thank you for raining on my parade. It was just what I needed to finally stomp what little life/morale I had remaining, out. Please take my carcass down from the rafters where I will be hanging from my belt, looped around my neck & throw it along a local street. Give my car to Palamar, but paint it ricer orange with green flames first. Don't tell my family or friends anything about my whereabouts, let them suffer as I have.

Love, Tom.

sleeper15 · 03-08-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

Dear Sean,

Thank you for raining on my parade. It was just what I needed to finally stomp what little life/morale I had remaining, out. Please take my carcass down from the rafters where I will be hanging from my belt, looped around my neck & throw it along a local street. Give my car to Palamar, but paint it ricer orange with green flames first. Don't tell my family or friends anything about my whereabouts, let them suffer as I have.

Love, Tom.

fixed

and, no problem!

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:16 PM

Waiting for palamar to tell us how he feels about this, then I'm kicking the ladder out from under myself.

jpalamar · 03-08-2011, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

Waiting for palamar to tell us how he feels about this, then I'm kicking the ladder out from under myself.

It will need side exit fart cans too.

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

It will need side exit fart cans too.

Paid for by me I would imagine?

jpalamar · 03-08-2011, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

Paid for by me I would imagine?

I'll cover that. You will need your money for hookers and blow before you off yourself.

420sx · 03-08-2011, 03:28 PM

Hi, Id like to make a contribution to the hookers and blow fund?

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

I'll cover that. You will need your money for hookers and blow before you off yourself.

Yeah maybe I do have some affairs to settle before I off myself. I'm climbing off the ledge, so **** you Sean.

Not really, you're ok with me. Plus I'm far too awesome for an ending like that. I'm thinking a propane explosion or cat mauling involving palamars residence is where I should go.

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 420sx

Hi, Id like to make a contribution to the hookers and blow fund?

Best return line ever. Somebody Sig this.

sleeper15 · 03-08-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

Yeah maybe I do have some affairs to settle before I off myself. I'm climbing off the ledge, so **** you Sean.

Not really, you're ok with me. Plus I'm far too awesome for an ending like that. I'm thinking a propane explosion or cat mauling involving palamars residence is where I should go.

hey, you got my name right!

and, if you go out, has to be something news worthy

jpalamar · 03-08-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

Yeah maybe I do have some affairs to settle before I off myself. I'm climbing off the ledge, so **** you Sean.

Not really, you're ok with me. Plus I'm far too awesome for an ending like that. I'm thinking a propane explosion or cat mauling involving palamars residence is where I should go.

Def need a last meal. Bring Jay so I can see him scream like a girl everytime the cats get near him.

No propane though. Grill ran out the other day and I haven't made it to Home Depot to fill it yet.

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sleeper15

hey, you got my name right!

and, if you go out, has to be something news worthy

I'm a quick learner... but how would being eaten by 2 sabretooth tigers not be news worthy? Those things are killers, I bet they lock Jason out of the house Fred flintstone style.

sleeper15 · 03-08-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

I'm a quick learner... but how would being eaten by 2 sabretooth tigers not be news worthy? Those things are killers, I bet they lock Jason out of the house Fred flintstone style.

yeah, i forgot he has those killer cats

jpalamar · 03-08-2011, 03:49 PM

I can see the news article now... "Grown man gets mauled by 2 kittens! Autopsy shows extreme amounts of bacon in the victoms stomach..."

DownforceTom · 03-08-2011, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

I can see the news article now... "Grown man gets mauled by 2 kittens! Autopsy shows extreme amounts of bacon in the victoms stomach..."

Additionally an Indian man was found cowering in the corner, having soiled himself & suffering from extreme dehydration brought on by massive amounts of crying. He is currently under the states care, having been checked into the mental care ward under the name "J.ralli".

OMGz Turbo · 03-08-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

It is.

Mother ****ing MC PEE PANTS YO!

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