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Location: Allentown Pa
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My Ride: 98, Audi A4, 88 Rx7, 89 Vert, 71 Muscle, 96 Jeep, 75 Honda CB500T iTrader: (0)
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07-23-2006, 07:49 PM
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It was too late. Luckily I had the monitors safety cut out switch wired up so all she heard was,
"Were you just gonna piss in my fathers lawn?" (Males voice) "Ummmm yea, I know its really naughty, but im still mad at him for not letting me play in his yard when I was little. You wont tell him will you?" (Female voice) "Ill tell him if you dont finish" (Males voice) I swear to god, I leaped about 15 feet across her lap and turned off the car. So there I was, laying across her lap, my right hip across her thighs with my bonner poking the steering wheel (thank god). She just busted out laughing. All I could bring myself to say was "Ummmmmm, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, akward" I scrambled off of her lap, did a quick up-and-tuck and took her by the hand and pulled her out of my car. Well, it was more of a sling shot out of my car lol. I closed the door behind her, locked up the Tib, and pleaded with her not to think I was a perv. Lame excuses flew through my head. "Ummm, I like the music" "I only watch for the money shot" "It helps my glycoma" "It was a christmas present" "Its for school, I swear" I settled with "Its for school, we're studying the urinary system" Needless to say, she didnt buy it lol.
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07-23-2006, 07:53 PM
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07-23-2006, 07:53 PM
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Location: Allentown Pa
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Im gonna start posting the most recent update in the first thread in red so you dont have to dig through pages of people telling me to hurry up lol
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07-23-2006, 08:05 PM
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I was feeling pretty embarassed by this time. Luckily she thought I was kidding. Little did she know that I was just too drunk to use common sense.
I decided to come clean with her, "Honestly Kristy, That chick pees, I mean really pees, Like 10 feet and I was showing Dubs. Its really impressive" Im not really sure how I did it, but I said that with a perfectly straight face. Then I just said to her, "Shot for shot?" "Hell yea! I never get to drink, my son is always around" she said. So we ran off towards the house like two school girls about to lose their virginity. (Now If you will excuse me, I need to go watch a surgery lol. Ill be back)
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07-23-2006, 08:13 PM
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^Posted on P-shift.com
Im out
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07-23-2006, 08:32 PM
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ahhhhh god damn it!
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07-23-2006, 11:06 PM
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hey I just read all 11 pages and i'm loving it....and I think I beat that reflex game lol. I got 0 seconds and it said "well done". I captured the screen too and will post a pic just in case you dont believe me
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07-23-2006, 11:19 PM
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07-23-2006, 11:27 PM
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Holy hell this story is insane. I literally turned on my computer earlier to see if there was anything new.
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.032 pretty sweet i guess
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