howd'y neighbor....

[Gorilla Unit 33]

So about 2 or 3 months ago i recognize an early 90's mustang parked up the street from my house, new guy just moved in. Looked a little banged up with some help of primer, a pillar gauges and a huge tach. I thought well some kids parents bought there kid a mustang or someone is starting a project, watever no biggie. I had just stepped aside from my last "fast" caqr and was starting to work on my 240. What do you know it the owner turns out to be a guy in his late 20's early 30's and comes driving down the street one day, and i guess he had a little viagra left in his system from the night before (i joke), and rips it down the block while kids are in the street. Needless to say i heard the blower, it didnt look that fast though. The first thing that came to my mind was wtf watch the kids retard! and how this guy would probably flip if i ripped my turbo civic in front of his house, but i let it pass like ok maybe its just a one time thing. The other day me and greek bandit are out front my house, checking out under the hood of my car working and here comes mr.mustang again. So i look, while john is wrenching under the hood, and the guys just looking over at me and im just waiting for him to be like hey whats up your into cars or something like that...

Nahh this guy goes and revs his car up and yells out his window "come on dont be afraid pussy...". Now at this point im like is this guy for real? I dont have my civic, or else i would. Instead im sitting here working on a totally stock car, not driving wrecklessly or picking race wars with anyone LOL. I dont get where in left field this guy is coming from? or better yet the bleachers. I decided that ok well maybe its time for revenge, just show him im not a ricer that lives down the street from him and i actually know wtf im talking about. So last night i lined up a pretty fast and loud RSX and M3 out front his house on a private road and woke him up from his beauty sleep with the fresh scent of tires melting. HAH and tonight im bringing a built, cammed, simply too loud 357 mustang.... hopefully he'll get the point. then tomorrow ill leave him a nice invite to tst and a written link to this thread. hopefully he is all about having fun now and not beingthe neighborhood dick that gives me a bad name because of all the cars coming to and from my house.