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A recently divorced man finds a genie. the genie says to the man "I will give you 3 wishes but your ex-wife will get double of whatever you ask for." The man says "alright" and begins to think about his wishes. The man responds by saying "I wish for a huge house." and the genie says "Your wish is granted, but your ex-wife will get 2 huge houses." Next the man says to the genie "I want a fleet of expensive cars to drive." The genie says "Your wish is granted, but your ex-wife will get twice as many cars." Well the man stops and thinks about his last wish for a little while and he stops and says "Genie I have decided what my final wish will be." The genie reminds the man that his ex wife will get double of what he wishes for. The man responds with "Genie I want you to beat me half to death." and the genie says "Your wish is my command and your ex-wife will get double."