Talk about a bad night. Zippy == wanted!?

[S4 ZippyZoo]

So the first half of my trip was uneventful. Not too much speeding, just normal zippyness.
Then the lead car in our little informal formation hit a deer. And I had 2 cars on other side of me, so *THUD* *bad bone chilling noises* zippy hits the carcass. And i can't clear a sodacan, so a deer? Uh-oh.
Zippy pulls over, and to her relief after waiting 10 minutes, there is no fluid leaking. There seems to only be cosmetic damage to the bumper, cracks and a couple holes.
Annoying, but deal-with-able.

So zippy gets back to Philly, and turns down Pine street looking for parking. And suddenly, two cop SUVs and a paddywagon, lights blazing, pull down Pine street. I'd done nothing wrong, so I stop about 25 ft in front of them, throw the S4 in reverse, and take a look out my rearview mirror.
And see 4 more squad cars in my mirror. All lights blazing.
I've been swarmed. And I'm quite confused and VERY nervous. But the underwear hasn't yet been soiled, by deer or pigs.
So a nice little asian cop comes up to my driver's side window, which I've put down, as two scary black men come up on the other side of me. I look over, and he asks if I'm involved in "this". I must have looked QUITE confused, and he assumed I wasn't. So they moved the cop cars, slightly, and I played a non-moving game of frogger, only in reverse, to get out of there.

Now I'm still looking for parking, and all of the sudden I hear lights and sirens behind me.
A cop car and a paddywagon are pulling me over.
AGAIN.
I roll down all my windows, turn off the car, and place my hands on the steering wheel. he approaches me VERY carefully, up to my passenger door. And then see's I'm a girl. I ask what's wrong, he says they're looking for a robbery suspect and "you're not it."
Not thinking quite clearly, I replied: "no, REALLY?" Probably should make a note not to smartmouth cops. He took down the licenseplate as I left. Weiiiiird night.