Car got egged tonight of all nights

[ImNickjames13]

Being home for spring break I finally had a chance to wash my car today. After driving up to Penn State last weekend through all the salt, snow and sleet to see some buddies from high school. So I spent part of my afternoon today washing and waxing her up all nice and clean and went out tonight to a friend's house to chill. As I'm driving home I look in the rearview mirror and there is something gooey on the glass of the hatch. Well I get out of the car to check when I got home there what was it? EGGS! And not just on the glass it ran all across the truck and down some got on the very back.
Just my luck it happens the day I washed my car. I don't get why people think it's funny to throw eggs at cars. If it wasn't 2:30 AM when I got home and my sister wasn't parked in the driveway I would have taken out the hose and washed it again. I tried to get as much off as I could with a couple of wet rags