Random Funny Car Stories

[TrboChicsRock]

Last summer I was pulled over by a local cop because he heard my BOV. Our conversation:

Officer: You know why I'm pulling you over?
Me: No, sir.
Office: Do you have nitrous in this car? I heard it when you passed by me.
Me: No, sir. That was my blow off valve. Would you like to look?
Officer: You know have tinted windows, right?
Me: Yes, sir.

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One day I was walking with a co-worker from the parking lot at my old job and my car was still running because of my turbo timer.

Co-worker: You know your car is still running, right?
Me: Yeah, it'll shut off.
Co-worker: How?
Me: Don't ask.

Next day....

Co-worker: Your car is running again.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Co-worker: You should really get that fixed.

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I was making a right hand turn one day and where I shifted into second gear, there were two girls walking down the side of the road. When my BOV went off, the one girl ducked and screamed really, really loud. I wonder what she thought was happening....

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I know I have more.. but that's all I can think of for now. Anyone else have any?