weird request/story

[den9]

for the past 2 days i was trying to figure out this smell in my room, i only smelled it lightly. when i got in my car it was rancid. today i found out it was like 15 bucks in 1 dollar bills that smelled. when i get in my car i take all my money out of my wallet.

heres the issue, everything in my pockets smells like ****. cell phone, car keys, wallet. for my phone i literally scrubbed it with alcohol, scrubbing bubbles, orange cleaner, lysol and it masked the smell for 20 minutes. i got pissed and used gun scrubber which is pretty much brake cleaner. still no luck. i think im going to have to deal with it or let it wear off, its not too bad. i was just wonderng if there was any miracle solution for this. im not even going to attempt the wash the pair of pants i was wearing, the pockets smell soo bad i dont think the smell is ever going to get out, and for my wallet im pretty pissed about having to throw that away also.

throw out some suggestions, it sucks i cant submerge my phone is some kind of cleaner overnight.