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Old 08-27-2009, 02:52 PM   #1
OutlawzPrez
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I Puked in Your Purse

You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!

Just to let everyone know this guy wasn't me... Sorry to give your hopes up. I found this ad on craigslist lulz. Here's the link below...
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...273689551.html
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