Sarge/bane!!! Help me with this one!!

[soknavytim]

today i received a noticed,
unpaid noticed for parking violation. <---- never had a parking ticket in life!!
1)1600 chestnut street 3:37pm..............................96.00
2)2000 chestnut street 3:48pm..............................96.00

i know you're thinking, how the fu*k did i park at two places at almost the same time?
those streets are traffic!!!
would there be enough time to find and park and for that person to write me ticket at almost the same time?!!!
u cannot do this, especially in center city at these streets! no way in hell!!!
plus, i cant drive backward from 1600 to 2000 chestnut street i would have to get on market, but wait i cant make left turns, unless i take 2300 market, wait... tooo much time wasting.. how can i do this in 9 minutes?!! I CANT!!!

first thing is, i dont park my car in chestnut and i have no need to be in chestnut. i barely go to center city, and if i have to i would be at chinatown, which i would only park in those paying garage.
i have never had a ticket for parking or never had one placed at windows.
so i called the parking violation center located at 9th and filbert.
they asked me for my ticket number, i told them i never had a ticket.
so they asked me for my license plate number, i simply gave it to them.
she told me i had two ticket and these time, so i asked her, how can i file these tickets as a false improper ticket? she told me i have to go to a hearing in october.
i told her i need the person's badge number and name, she told me it was classified. so i asked her, would u like me to sue the state or get the person who was writing the ticket fired? so she sighed and gave me the persons badge and name.

so here's it goes to bane and sarge:
1) i have nothing against cops, i have families working as one.
2) i have been harassed by the same cops over and over again in front of my house, what to do. <---- different story
3) i have this notice for tickets i have never got and how can i fight for these to not pay for?
4) if it get to the point i have to pay for something i didnt do, can i bring them to higher authority?
5) can i/they do something about the worker? fire him/her? sue him/her?

thank you, and i will be gladly to hear from you two.

p.s. how can they prove that i have parked? do they have cameras so i can use it to go against them?