Major mods joke...

[99SL2_Modder]

Ok, we all know cars have their own "uniqueness".

DSM's aren't known for their reliability, but when they're running they can lay down some serious power.

Saturns are known for burning over a quart of oil every 3,000 miles, when the engine gets older, you burn about 1 quart every 1,000. Almost no need for an oil change.

So here's the joke:

First major modification for any DSM:
A good set of jacks.

First major modification for a Saturn:
Stock in oil. (I had 5 quarts of mobil 1 in my trunk. Down to 1, so I should probably get more.)

Anyone got any others?

(it's not hating on other cars, just simply a joke.)