So my 4 year old son is a PIMP

[MuddyREX]

So my son is 4, and he has 3 "girlfriends".

You know kid boyfriend/girlfriend stories. They hold hands, sit with each other and it's actually really cute. The thing is, is that he has 3. They don't know about each other, and they get jealous when my son is with another one of the girls.

When he comes home from school I always ask him what he did that day, and he always tells me that he "chased the gals."

A while back, I found him and his "girlfriend" behind the shed in my backyard. When I asked what they were doing, she whispered to him "dont tell your dad". He later told me that he was kissing her on the lips.

Yesterday, I found them again. This time they were playing in his room with the door locked, and when I asked him what they were doing, he said they were in his bed under the covers kissing on the lips. I didn't have a girl in bed until I was almost 10 years older than him.

Thank god I don't have a daughter.