Hong Kong to produce "World's First 3D Porn"

[ASIAN JUL]

3D Porn On The Horizon?
Hong Kong filmmakers look to create the new big thing (get it?) in erotic movies.
by Chris Iaquinta

January 26, 2009 - Think you spend a lot of time indoors playing Gears of War 2 and World of Warcraft? Pal, you ain't seen nothing yet. A new trend in the adult entertainment world is fast approaching and with it comes the promise of completely demolished social lives, expanded global sales of tissues and complete alienation from your loved ones. That's right friends, 3D porn is coming (I'll take bad puns for $100, Alex).

A couple Hong Kong filmmakers are in the planning stages for their upcoming pornographic movie, 3D Sex and Zen, which will begin filming in April. With a budget of $4 million, the project is actually a remake of the original Sex and Zen movie, one of Hong Kong's best known erotic films. About 25-30% of the movie will be sex scenes, which, if our own personal porn viewing habits are any indicator, means that we will never see the additional 70% of the movie. Heck, considering on how good looking the girls are, we may never make it past the same 5% over and over again.


"Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed," Producer Stephen Shiu Jnr told the Sunday Morning Post. "There will be many close-ups. It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimetres from the audience."

A special effects company, one that has worked on blockbusters including The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D, is being brought in to produce the 3D imagery for the film. While other markets will probably just get a home version, in Hong Kong this cinematic masterpiece will be released in theaters. Yeah, because apparently when you get 3D boobs thrust in your face, you want 80 other dudes sitting only several inches away from you.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll I would not go see this crap in theaters, that's just friggin' WEIRD.

[Xavier]

Sooooo excited.

[ASIAN JUL]

Go see it with me?



I'll buy.. popcorn.

[Xavier]

I'll bring the knife to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket!

[ASIAN JUL]

Originally Posted by Xavier

I'll bring the knife to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket!

..........hatechu.

[Xavier]

I thought it'd be a good place for me to hide the raging hard on I'd have from 3D porn and a nice surprise for you.

[ASIAN JUL]

Originally Posted by Xavier

I thought it'd be a good place for me to hide the raging hard on I'd have from 3D porn and a nice surprise for you.

Raging? I mean, I like my popcorn buttered... but...

[MTuning]

Yeah, because apparently when you get 3D boobs thrust in your face, you want 80 other dudes sitting only several inches away from you.

lol i'm laughing so hard at work

[BeautifullyBlued]

Lol what. This makes my stomach hurt.

[Scapegoat]

they pixelate gentiles in japan... i don't see how this would work if you've got pixels flying at your face...

[~Brian~]

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

they pixelate gentiles in japan... i don't see how this would work if you've got pixels flying at your face...

Does anybody know why they do this?


Also, I wonder if they make the male actor blow it and spray out all over the audience... lmao

Maybe they will set up a small sprinkler system... hahahaha

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by Snowboy459

Does anybody know why they do this?


Also, I wonder if they make the male actor blow it and spray out all over the audience... lmao

Maybe they will set up a small sprinkler system... hahahaha

haha...

they do it b/c they consider it indecent... and the culture is very very outwardly sexually repressed... which is hilarious b/c they're some of the sickest ****s out there as far as sex goes... anything and everything is pretty much game...

[215ek]

im pumped. im going to japan for the release

[The Captain]

'cause no one wants to see other dude's shafts.

[ASIAN JUL]

I'm thinking perhaps this movie will be like a SOFT, soft core kind of movie?

[Tyler]

creative hahaa

[lagos]

This brings me to a topic that I had been thinking of recently... Whats up with Asian pron? Ever see their girls trying to give a blow job? Those chicks have NO IDEA what they are doing! They will sit there licking and kissing it like a cat...wtf? Then the actual sexual act will have the girl always laying in the missionary position, and crying....really....crying...wtf! Its as if the entire Asian part of the world has no idea how to have sex.

[Scapegoat]

a... i just realized you said hong kong... which is china... so i don't think they will pixelate the "goods"

b) Lagos... both points easily explained... if she licked or sucked to hard, that 2.5" dick would break... and she's crying because... well... she's getting ****ed by a 2.5" dick... i'd think any girl would cry

[twastheglow]

I CANNOT WAIT! I've been waiting for this for YEARS!!! Nothing about jerking off in a movie theater bothers me. I'll spill it right on the floor like my Sprite and not give a ****.

[ASIAN JUL]

lmfao I expect nothing less from you, Mike



and I agree..asian girls in porn are WEIRD