things you can't do with your off hand - TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast

Scapegoat · 11-29-2008, 05:13 PM

cut steak (i hold it down with my fork in my left hand, cut with my right)

masturbate (i'd probably break it)

and the reason i started this thread...

dip chips... well, i can probably dip them, but i don't trust the chip and dip making it into my mouth cleanly with my left hand behind them

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:16 PM

Hmmm. I'm right handed. I can't write with my left hand. I can't use the mouse with my left hand. When eating finger foods like you mentioned, I can pick up food and eat with my left, but I never do. When my phone's closed, I always text with my right hand...although I could with my left, I'd be a lot slower. I definately could not wipe my ass with my left...I would never trust myself enough to do that. LOL

Scapegoat · 11-29-2008, 05:18 PM

i never thought about wiping my ass with my left hand... it would be terrible...

I can't write with it either. i can use the mouse with some success, its a bit awkward... but not so difficult

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:21 PM

Well, most things I can do with my left (wiping my ass and writing being the exceptions), I'm just not nearly as coordinated and much sloppier doing it, so I tend to just use my right.

4N2NR · 11-29-2008, 05:26 PM

besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 4N2NR

besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.

I've never tried firing a handgun with my left hand.

Renegade_ · 11-30-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by twastheglow

I've never tried firing a handgun with my left hand.

I tried firing an AR15 the other way around and let me tell you, having the shell eject in front of your face is kind of off putting. After two shots and realizing my right hand was ****ty at steadying it after every shot... I switched back.

Jerkin it with my left hand is no problem... every guy either jerks it with their right hand and uses the mouse with the left (which sucks), or you train yourself to use your left and go through porn much, much faster with your right hand... Its worth it. Plus I have a contoured mouse and can't use my left for browsing purposes.

Writing is a gimme, I can't really turn a screwdriver with my left hand...

omgjacki · 11-29-2008, 05:23 PM

My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.

93EGY8 · 11-29-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by omgjacki

My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.

lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 93EGY8

lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!

Most people can masturbate with both hands...to me, that's not that big of a deal.

russiankid · 11-29-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by twastheglow

Most people can masturbate with both hands...to me, that's not that big of a deal.

Guilty.

I am right handed. I can do pretty much everything with my left except write.

3000gtvr4tt · 11-29-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by russiankid

Guilty.

I am right handed. I can do pretty much everything with my left except write.

only reason I can do it is cuz I shattered my hand so didn't have much choice females are only around 60% of the day

Honest_Bob · 11-29-2008, 09:18 PM

I am right handed, but can only use my left hand for masturbation.

Scapegoat · 11-29-2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 93EGY8

lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!

omg a girl said masturbate!!!!

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

omg a girl said masturbate!!!!

I know...seriously. Thank you.

Well, actually, she wrote masterbate. But I got your point. LOL

Scapegoat · 11-29-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by twastheglow

I know...seriously. Thank you.

Well, actually, she wrote masterbate. But I got your point. LOL

i prefer to spell things correctly...

DropTopChevy · 11-29-2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

omg a girl said masturbate!!!!

Really?

Where?

Oh I see what you did there.

I do everything double handed. I shovel food into my mouth dual fisted. I can write with my left but it looks like crap compared to my right. I remember somone saying on here how they are better DJ'ing with their no dominant hand which is the same for myself, but I can DJ with both.

omgjacki · 11-29-2008, 05:29 PM

Haha I was waiting for someone to catch that. It didn't take long.

95TurboDC2 · 11-29-2008, 05:31 PM

hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.

twastheglow · 11-29-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 95TurboDC2

hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.

LOL Now that I know I can't do. hahahaha

11-29-2008, 05:13 PM	#1
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11-29-2008, 05:26 PM	#5
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omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it. __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

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Honest_Bob TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Easton, PA Member #1179 My Ride: 05 WRX Wagon iTrader: (2)	I am right handed, but can only use my left hand for masturbation. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	Haha I was waiting for someone to catch that. It didn't take long. __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

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Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	i never thought about wiping my ass with my left hand... it would be terrible... I can't write with it either. i can use the mouse with some success, its a bit awkward... but not so difficult

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95TurboDC2 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: lansdale Member #2472 My Ride: 06 civic si iTrader: (0)	hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny. __________________ '96 gsr- sold '95 turbo gsr- sold '06 civic si- present '06 kawasaki 636-present

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