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Old 09-18-2005, 01:18 AM   #1
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Barry linked me to this personal ad on craigslist last night... an ad posted in the 'women seeking men' section by a 20 year old female photographer in philly. here's her ad:
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I feel kinda dorky posting this, I guess this my lame attempt to meet people.... (i'm such a dork.

I live down town, i'm a photographer and in a local art college, studying art history and photography. i'm a pretty "normal" girl.... i dont do the whole bar/club thing, but more of the small coffee shop kinda person.
my stats are: 5'6, 130lb, long brown hair & eyes, cute dorky glasses!
i also have a black cat named "chairman Mao". so u have to like cats too.

I AM SEEKING GUYS (sorry girls lol), must be taller them 5'8 and ages 19-24,i'd like to stay in the same age range. U MUST LIVE IN CENTER CITY or close enough..... , please dont tell me u live in the burbs' ... i dont care.

If you have no interest in photography or art in general DO NOT even talk to me. no satanist or weirdos, no "homies" or "papies" please. No 3som kind of ****, no kids.

i dont mind drinking, smoke, or light drug use (not saying I do it, i just dont mind)

-laura ....why the hell am i posting this lol
ps. if your on aim feel free to IM me @ "lfphotography"

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So i check it out, and tell Barry sure I'd talk to her, but about photography, not about trying to hook up. So she signs online tonight... and there really needs no other explanation, just see how things unfold...

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TurbosBeforeHos: hey
*************: yes?
TurbosBeforeHos: my friend forwarded me your ad on craigslist
*************: and u are
TurbosBeforeHos: ha, i'm not looking to seduce you or anything though
*************: ok, and u are??
TurbosBeforeHos: if you're patient i'm sure you'll find out
TurbosBeforeHos: nice attitude...
*************: i really could care less
TurbosBeforeHos: mmhmm and thats why you put a personal ad on craigslist
TurbosBeforeHos: so you could be rude to everyone who contacts you
TurbosBeforeHos: that makes sense
*************: nah, just to u
*************: morons who cant answer simple questions
*************: like "who are you"
TurbosBeforeHos: ha, no doubt why you're single
TurbosBeforeHos: how do you expect me to answer that question exactly?
TurbosBeforeHos: do you want my life's history?
TurbosBeforeHos: my SS#?
*************: yea
TurbosBeforeHos: liek i said, if you chilled out you'd find out soon enough
*************: how old ur age moron
TurbosBeforeHos: see i can answer that question
*************: or a .... a name?
TurbosBeforeHos: but its the first time you've asked it
TurbosBeforeHos: my name is bryan and i'm 23
*************: and u live?
TurbosBeforeHos: in the suburbs
*************: no thanks
TurbosBeforeHos: and if you hadnt interrupted me i would have been able to go on and say that i'm not trying to hit on you
TurbosBeforeHos: i just like talking to other photogs in the area
*************: ok
TurbosBeforeHos: to see what they are all about
*************: im not about people in the burbs
TurbosBeforeHos: i've never met someone before with such a **** attitude
*************: you've obviously never been in grad school
TurbosBeforeHos: sorry if you're just looking for a local **** buddy... i thought maybe you had a real interst in photography and would want to share ideas with whoever you could
*************: nah
*************: why the hell would i share ideas
*************: what kinda crap is that
TurbosBeforeHos: cool yeah lets all just stay ignorant
*************: lets all just say goodbye
************* signed off at 12:59:18 AM.

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I'm laughing out of pure shock. She posted an ad looking to be contacted, and then she acts like that? It was just too funny to keep to myself. I hope you all have enjoyed this as much as I did...
Now I'm not telling you to IM here pretending to be a pretentious arrogant inner-city photographer, but at the same time, I'm not telling you not to either
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:38 AM   #2
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monco123: hey
*************: ?
monco123: I saw your ad on craiglist
*************: ok
*************: u are
monco123: randall
*************: age
monco123: 22.3 years old
*************: where from
monco123: Am I filling out an app for employment?
*************: ok bye
monco123: haha
monco123: you're a miserable bitch, aren't you
*************: took after ur mom
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:40 AM   #3
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haha, too bad she thinks there are all these guys lining up for her... i'd love to see her in person though...
maybe someone should really try and see if they can score a photo so we can either feel real dumb for not being nicer, or more likely, we can make fun of her some more.
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monco123: you're a miserable bitch, aren't you
*************: took after ur mom
************* signed off at 7:37:23 AM.


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Yeah, i was a bit caught off guard by that comeback.
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Omg, I love that joke so much! I'm glad someone else knows it.
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good now that i know what she looks like, ill make sure if i see her in philly on any given day ill punch her in the face for u troll just for being a stupid C*nt
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good now that i know what she looks like, ill make sure if i see her in philly on any given day ill punch her in the face for u troll just for being a stupid C*nt
Wow...first off...any guy that threatens to punch a girl NO MATTER the circumstance is telling a lot about himself. You are so cool dude, you definately are a winner in my book!

Second, she is now on my buddly list I wonder if she's bi? bwahahha!
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Wow...first off...any guy that threatens to punch a girl NO MATTER the circumstance is telling a lot about himself. You are so cool dude, you definately are a winner in my book!

Second, she is now on my buddly list I wonder if she's bi? bwahahha!
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MaVeRiCk6188: Good Evening.
*************: yea?
MaVeRiCk6188: I found your ad on Craigslist.
MaVeRiCk6188: MY name is Stephan
*************: age
MaVeRiCk6188: 24. Yours?
*************: where from?
MaVeRiCk6188: Outside the city, just a bit.
*************: ..... so like.... not in center city
*************: lol
*************: not interested
MaVeRiCk6188: We should cyber, I'll start
MaVeRiCk6188: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
MaVeRiCk6188: Your turn. go.

MaVeRiCk6188: Do you like purple with star patterns? Cuz if you don't I will put on the blue hat with rainbow print.
*************: bye
MaVeRiCk6188: Baby?! Don't go yet.
*************: BYE
MaVeRiCk6188: Fine, see if I bring the ham at Christmas. And tell your parents i said thanks for dinner the other night. Olive Garden is my fav.
MaVeRiCk6188: I'll never forget you.......>sigh<
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