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Jeffros Spec V · 12-25-2007, 01:45 PM

igo4bmx · 12-25-2007, 01:45 PM

3. accept bribes
4. hassle all hot girls who come in

streetAssasin96 · 12-25-2007, 02:01 PM

O you guys almost forgot.
5. Cross your arms and look hard, I mean exceptionally hard. Like the Chuck Norris would walk by and be like " Man that guy looks hard as **** right now."

SleeperGoat · 12-25-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by streetAssasin96

O you guys almost forgot.
5. Cross your arms and look hard, I mean exceptionally hard. Like the Chuck Norris would walk by and be like " Man that guy looks hard as **** right now."

Chuck Norris would then proceed to kick there ass cause they looked tougher then him an He can just not have that.

CleanNeon98 · 12-25-2007, 02:06 PM

.....haha???

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-25-2007, 02:16 PM

haha

6. Practice karate chops to the throat with your other bouncer buddies in the corner and making sure to flex every movement

igo4bmx · 12-25-2007, 03:52 PM

7. Intimidate all men except the azn igo4bmx since he will punch your throat and consume your soul

Tru2Blu · 12-25-2007, 08:38 PM

^^^hahaha

streetAssasin96 · 12-25-2007, 09:33 PM

^hahahahahaha

WKderF · 12-26-2007, 12:43 AM

8: Watch the movie Roadhouse religiously, and look upon Patrick Swazey's character as god.

Vypurr · 12-26-2007, 12:46 AM

9: Wear black shirts which are 2-3 sizes too small to appear harder

igo4bmx · 12-26-2007, 01:56 AM

10. wear a tshirt with Chuck Norris wearing a tshirt with you on it.

importpower99 · 12-26-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by igo4bmx

10. wear a tshirt with Chuck Norris wearing a tshirt with you on it.

HA ha h a ha h aha

streetAssasin96 · 12-26-2007, 07:40 AM

^ahahahaha

CHAOS · 12-26-2007, 10:00 AM

wait,... patrick swayze isnt god?

Scapegoat · 12-26-2007, 10:46 AM

I'm sure theres a story behind this...

Tiny · 12-26-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

I'm sure theres a story behind this...

Chuck Norris Edit: Peddling wares is teh gay

Scapegoat · 12-26-2007, 02:27 PM

If this is a shirt design for one of his shirts... well, I don't see his name on the list of vendors so this would kind of be breaking forum rules wouldn't it?

This would be better if there was a story behind it though.

Jeffros Spec V · 12-26-2007, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

If this is a shirt design for one of his shirts... well, I don't see his name on the list of vendors so this would kind of be breaking forum rules wouldn't it?

This would be better if there was a story behind it though.

I didn't mention anything about any shirts!

DoubleOughtCel · 12-26-2007, 10:57 AM

I'm pretty sure it's his new t-shirt design.

12-25-2007, 01:45 PM	#1
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	How to be a bouncer!

12-25-2007, 01:45 PM	#2
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	3. accept bribes 4. hassle all hot girls who come in __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

12-25-2007, 02:01 PM	#3
streetAssasin96 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Camp Lejeune, NC Member #2686 My Ride: 96 GSR, 95 Civ Coupe iTrader: (1)	O you guys almost forgot. 5. Cross your arms and look hard, I mean exceptionally hard. Like the Chuck Norris would walk by and be like " Man that guy looks hard as ** right now." __________________ two toned teggy** next time think, 39 Thieves are quicker than 40 winks

12-25-2007, 02:06 PM	#5
CleanNeon98 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Philadelphia Member #2029 My Ride: "Honey Badger" Turbo Miata iTrader: (8)	.....haha??? __________________ 2004 MAZDASPEED MX-5 : 328whp / 308wtq / 2500lbs 2012 Toyota Prius 2 : Daily Driver

12-25-2007, 02:16 PM	#6
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	haha 6. Practice karate chops to the throat with your other bouncer buddies in the corner and making sure to flex every movement __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

12-25-2007, 03:52 PM	#7
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	7. Intimidate all men except the azn igo4bmx since he will punch your throat and consume your soul __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

12-25-2007, 08:38 PM	#8
Tru2Blu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hamilton Member #1214 My Ride: 02 Mazda Millenia iTrader: (1)	^^^hahaha __________________ Quest for a 500awhp daily driven vr4....

12-25-2007, 09:33 PM	#9
streetAssasin96 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Camp Lejeune, NC Member #2686 My Ride: 96 GSR, 95 Civ Coupe iTrader: (1)	^hahahahahaha __________________ two toned teggy next time think, 39 Thieves are quicker than 40 winks

12-26-2007, 12:43 AM	#10
WKderF Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Philadelphia Member #30 My Ride: Taste The Beast iTrader: (2)	8: Watch the movie Roadhouse religiously, and look upon Patrick Swazey's character as god.

12-26-2007, 01:56 AM	#12
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	10. wear a tshirt with Chuck Norris wearing a tshirt with you on it. __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

12-26-2007, 07:40 AM	#14
streetAssasin96 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Camp Lejeune, NC Member #2686 My Ride: 96 GSR, 95 Civ Coupe iTrader: (1)	^ahahahaha __________________ two toned teggy next time think, 39 Thieves are quicker than 40 winks

12-26-2007, 10:00 AM	#15
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	wait,... patrick swayze isnt god?

12-26-2007, 10:46 AM	#16
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	I'm sure theres a story behind this...

12-26-2007, 02:27 PM	#18
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	If this is a shirt design for one of his shirts... well, I don't see his name on the list of vendors so this would kind of be breaking forum rules wouldn't it? This would be better if there was a story behind it though.