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Old 08-01-2006, 11:16 AM   #1
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Turbo seals leaky
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:24 AM   #2
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oo I can't write poems...but I thought this was funny...

You, in the Hummer,
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:34 AM   #3
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:36 AM   #4
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:51 AM   #5
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Subaru engine
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:57 AM   #6
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:33 PM   #7
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Walbro whines behind
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:14 PM   #8
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Turbo forces air
manifold pressure rises
wastegate bleeds excess
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:16 PM   #9
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You have an EVO
On the options list you checked
"much bigger ego"

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Old 08-01-2006, 01:31 PM   #10
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haha i cant resist

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Old 08-01-2006, 01:32 PM   #11
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Get off your cell phone
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You can't f-ing drive
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:13 PM   #12
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:22 PM   #13
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You can't f-ing drive
Hey man, thats not cool
Im Trying to talk dirty
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:42 PM   #14
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(happened 2 weeks ago)
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:37 PM   #15
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:46 PM   #16
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:23 PM   #20
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