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Dave · 08-01-2006, 11:16 AM

Turbo seals leaky
Smoking from my tailpipe
need a rebuild soon

see what you can come up with, remember its 5,7, and 5 syllables

Kerplunk105 · 08-01-2006, 11:24 AM

oo I can't write poems...but I thought this was funny...

You, in the Hummer,
Driving like you own the road,
come back down to earth

Renegade_ · 08-01-2006, 11:34 AM

It has no turbo
subaru's bastard step child
I want a swap now

BradC · 08-01-2006, 11:36 AM

Slowest Turbo Car
Rods are made by Fischer Price
Motor can't take boost

Dave · 08-01-2006, 11:51 AM

Subaru engine
Pistons move horizontal
Fighting at the crank

Renegade_ · 08-01-2006, 11:57 AM

goddamn exhaust leak
I need a lift to fix it
damn ****ty gaskets

Dave · 08-01-2006, 12:33 PM

Walbro whines behind
engine revving to my side
above, green light drops

BradC · 08-01-2006, 01:14 PM

Turbo forces air
manifold pressure rises
wastegate bleeds excess

the mike · 08-01-2006, 01:16 PM

You have an EVO
On the options list you checked
"much bigger ego"

Dave · 08-01-2006, 01:31 PM

haha i cant resist

Bought new dvd
Initial d extra stage
Saw mako's boobies

BradC · 08-01-2006, 01:32 PM

Get off your cell phone
Stupid female teenager
You can't f-ing drive

Jeffros Spec V · 08-12-2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradC

Get off your cell phone
Stupid female teenager
You can't f-ing drive

Best one yet.

Drftpretty · 08-12-2006, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradC

Get off your cell phone
Stupid female teenager
You can't f-ing drive

Hey man, thats not cool
Im Trying to talk dirty
Great! shes snail-trailing

blkbomber01 · 08-12-2006, 09:42 PM

busted my damn foot
tripped on a flight of stairs
gonna hurt for 3 more weeks
(happened 2 weeks ago)

**TROLL** · 08-01-2006, 01:37 PM

best thread of the day
must not laugh out loud at work
oh no boss is here

Dave · 08-01-2006, 01:46 PM

glad to entertain
taking mom out to lunch now
be back later, peace

Renegade_ · 08-01-2006, 01:48 PM

leave work in thirty
dont want to work anymore
i need gas money

**auk113** · 08-01-2006, 01:52 PM

hot as hell outside
front mount to the rescue now
I want my 240

BradC · 08-01-2006, 02:09 PM

Pick up soccer game
In hundred degree weather
I must be stupid

Dave · 08-01-2006, 04:23 PM

Saw orange nsx
next to route seventy three
almost spooged myself

08-01-2006, 11:16 AM	#1
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	*Official TST Car haiku thread!* Turbo seals leaky Smoking from my tailpipe need a rebuild soon see what you can come up with, remember its 5,7, and 5 syllables Last edited by Dave; 08-01-2006 at 04:37 PM.

08-01-2006, 11:24 AM	#2
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	oo I can't write poems...but I thought this was funny... You, in the Hummer, Driving like you own the road, come back down to earth __________________ ~Elizabeth~

08-01-2006, 11:36 AM	#4
BradC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hatfield, PA Member #1083 My Ride: Boosted NA/2000 SAAB 9-5 iTrader: (1)	Slowest Turbo Car Rods are made by Fischer Price Motor can't take boost __________________ 1991 Silverstone Miata BP swap, GT28, Flex, etc, etc...

08-01-2006, 01:14 PM	#8
BradC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hatfield, PA Member #1083 My Ride: Boosted NA/2000 SAAB 9-5 iTrader: (1)	Turbo forces air manifold pressure rises wastegate bleeds excess __________________ 1991 Silverstone Miata BP swap, GT28, Flex, etc, etc...

08-01-2006, 01:16 PM	#9
the mike TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 08075 Member #19 My Ride: 1991 Toyota Previa!!! iTrader: (1)	You have an EVO On the options list you checked "much bigger ego" __________________ My speed is only limited by my grip. Offramp Touge.

08-01-2006, 11:34 AM	#3
Renegade_ Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: NNJ/NYC Member #1912 My Ride: 1J Swaggon iTrader: (2)	It has no turbo subaru's bastard step child I want a swap now

08-01-2006, 11:51 AM	#5
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	Subaru engine Pistons move horizontal Fighting at the crank

08-01-2006, 11:57 AM	#6
Renegade_ Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: NNJ/NYC Member #1912 My Ride: 1J Swaggon iTrader: (2)	goddamn exhaust leak I need a lift to fix it damn ****ty gaskets

08-01-2006, 12:33 PM	#7
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	Walbro whines behind engine revving to my side above, green light drops

08-01-2006, 01:31 PM	#10
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	haha i cant resist Bought new dvd Initial d extra stage Saw mako's boobies

08-01-2006, 01:32 PM	#11
BradC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hatfield, PA Member #1083 My Ride: Boosted NA/2000 SAAB 9-5 iTrader: (1)	Get off your cell phone Stupid female teenager You can't f-ing drive __________________ 1991 Silverstone Miata BP swap, GT28, Flex, etc, etc...

08-12-2006, 09:42 PM	#14
blkbomber01 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Levittown, PA Member #885 My Ride: 2001 Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GS iTrader: (0)	busted my damn foot tripped on a flight of stairs gonna hurt for 3 more weeks (happened 2 weeks ago) __________________ Doug A.K.A. Fresh (The ORIGINAL Dougie Fresh!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. )

08-01-2006, 01:46 PM	#16
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	glad to entertain taking mom out to lunch now be back later, peace

08-01-2006, 01:48 PM	#17
Renegade_ Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: NNJ/NYC Member #1912 My Ride: 1J Swaggon iTrader: (2)	leave work in thirty dont want to work anymore i need gas money

08-01-2006, 01:52 PM	#18
auk113 Administrator Admin Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Feastervilly/NE Philly Member #89 iTrader: (1)	hot as hell outside front mount to the rescue now I want my 240 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

08-01-2006, 02:09 PM	#19
BradC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hatfield, PA Member #1083 My Ride: Boosted NA/2000 SAAB 9-5 iTrader: (1)	Pick up soccer game In hundred degree weather I must be stupid __________________ 1991 Silverstone Miata BP swap, GT28, Flex, etc, etc...

08-01-2006, 04:23 PM	#20
Dave Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cherry hill, NJ Member #633 My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)	Saw orange nsx next to route seventy three almost spooged myself

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