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jh95zenki · 04-21-2009, 01:25 PM

Hey everybody, I just got assigned to come up with an "entertaining speech" for speech class, and I came up with the idea of doing driving do's and don'ts

I figured the guys at TST could help me come up with some funny/creative ideas or videos...

240sxDann · 04-21-2009, 01:28 PM

Don't do donuts in the middle of an intersection.

Do do long drifts through said intersection with high entry speed.

Tires2theSky · 04-21-2009, 01:34 PM

don't get/give(depending on who ur are) road head while driving a convertible past a line of semi's

Proven · 04-21-2009, 02:47 PM

1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... or, shoot yourself

2. When making a turn dont swerve in the opposite direction then make your turn (unless you are about to impress with a big ol drift).... or shoot yourself

3. When someone waves you in be sure to wave to them in a thank you matter... or shoot yourself

4. When merging onto a street or highway be sure to speed up enough to were the person all ready in motion on the road doesnt have to slow down.... or shoot yourself

5. When making a left turn be sure to be as far left in the lane so you are not blocking someone that wants to go right... or shoot yourself

6. If you see a Cop that has someone pulled over and you slow down to 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in fear he will cancell his "pull over" to go get you...... shoot yourself.

7. And last but not least...... shoot yourself

tdmopar59 · 04-21-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Proven

1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... or, shoot yourself

2. When making a turn dont swerve in the opposite direction then make your turn (unless you are about to impress with a big ol drift).... or shoot yourself

3. When someone waves you in be sure to wave to them in a thank you matter... or shoot yourself

4. When merging onto a street or highway be sure to speed up enough to were the person all ready in motion on the road doesnt have to slow down.... or shoot yourself

5. When making a left turn be sure to be as far left in the lane so you are not blocking someone that wants to go right... or shoot yourself

6. If you see a Cop that has someone pulled over and you slow down to 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in fear he will cancell his "pull over" to go get you...... shoot yourself.

7. And last but not least...... shoot yourself

agreed.... or shoot yourself especially the wave...

R22B · 04-21-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by proven

1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... Or, shoot yourself

2. When making a turn dont swerve in the opposite direction then make your turn (unless you are about to impress with a big ol drift).... Or shoot yourself

3. When someone waves you in be sure to wave to them in a thank you matter... Or shoot yourself

4. When merging onto a street or highway be sure to speed up enough to were the person all ready in motion on the road doesnt have to slow down.... Or shoot yourself

5. When making a left turn be sure to be as far left in the lane so you are not blocking someone that wants to go right... Or shoot yourself

6. If you see a cop that has someone pulled over and you slow down to 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in fear he will cancell his "pull over" to go get you...... Shoot yourself.

7. And last but not least...... Shoot yourself

+1!!!

Rotary Knight · 04-21-2009, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proven

1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... or, shoot yourself

2. When making a turn dont swerve in the opposite direction then make your turn (unless you are about to impress with a big ol drift).... or shoot yourself

3. When someone waves you in be sure to wave to them in a thank you matter... or shoot yourself

4. When merging onto a street or highway be sure to speed up enough to were the person all ready in motion on the road doesnt have to slow down.... or shoot yourself

5. When making a left turn be sure to be as far left in the lane so you are not blocking someone that wants to go right... or shoot yourself

6. If you see a Cop that has someone pulled over and you slow down to 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in fear he will cancell his "pull over" to go get you...... shoot yourself.

7. And last but not least...... shoot yourself

+1

I hate it when people slow down when theres a cop already pulled somebody over. Also especially on accidents........WTF, if the accident is on the the other side of the lane why the **** would you slow down to look at it!!!!! That just causes more accident with teh ****ing sudden stop. MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!!

SpEcRv9 · 04-21-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proven

1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... or, shoot yourself

actually the only reason I ever got a ticket besides the tint ones...the cop said they usually let the first guy in the intersection go, but the 2nd person that goes through the light they will pull over.

jcr557 · 04-21-2009, 03:18 PM

whats up with the shoot yourself? lol

92sileighty · 04-21-2009, 03:59 PM

don't pull out in front of someone, because you never have enough room to begin with. then you hesitate, and now you have even less room, but you still do it... those people should shoot themselves

russiankid · 04-21-2009, 04:23 PM

Don't change lanes after you look into your mirror and see the car behind you is coming up fairly fast which in results causes that car to slow down.

riko540 · 04-21-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by russiankid

Don't change lanes after you look into your mirror and see the car behind you is coming up fairly fast which in results causes that car to slow damn.

The problem with this is the idiot behind you(that should shoot himself lol) jumps in front of that car causing it to slow down anyway.

SpooliN · 04-22-2009, 08:04 PM

they should allow murder when you allow someone to go at an intersection wave to them and they dont wave back . . .

crazysaywhat · 04-22-2009, 08:41 PM

the gayest traffic stop was for not using my turn signal in a truck with a trailer on it because the blinker turned off before i got to the intersection... the intersection was on a curve and from a right turn only lane lol

another bad one was driving to fast for conditions 40 in a 45 and the white that was on the road was dry salt...

a funny one was i got pulled over because some moron drew a 4ft long penis on the side of my work truck in the dirt and i thought the cop was goin to die laughin... and he called it a shanker lol

superskaterxes · 04-22-2009, 08:51 PM

after entering the car look down at your crotch. if theres a wet sticky fishy smelling area slowly proceed out of the car and seek alternate transportation.

tr4c3 · 04-22-2009, 08:59 PM

Didn't read all but when making a left/right turn onto a two lane road, do not pull into the far lane. I stress that since I have almost been taken out a few times from people who make a left turn but aim for the farthest lane from them. STICK TO YOUR LANE.

crazysaywhat · 04-22-2009, 09:16 PM

do stay right unless to pass!!! dont cruise the left lane at any speed below 100mph

GOULET · 04-22-2009, 09:41 PM

do drop the phone and pretend like you were scratching your ear when you see a cop.

crazysaywhat · 04-22-2009, 09:44 PM

hey hey hey dont hate on the ppl that can multi task... i mean common its one of those things that shouldnt be another reason for the cops to give ppl ****... if you cant swim then you stay out of the pool, if you cant talk and drive at the same time pick one and do that...

GOULET · 04-22-2009, 09:51 PM

uh was that aimed at me? I've driven while talkin on the phone, smoking a cig, and switching gears. I have no problem multi tasking.

It just something you do so you dont get caught.

04-21-2009, 01:25 PM	#1
jh95zenki Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: May 2007 Location: PA Member #4754 My Ride: 1995 240sx SE iTrader: (0)	Driving Do's and Don'ts Hey everybody, I just got assigned to come up with an "entertaining speech" for speech class, and I came up with the idea of doing driving do's and don'ts I figured the guys at TST could help me come up with some funny/creative ideas or videos...

04-21-2009, 02:47 PM	#4
Proven Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2006 Member #1547 My Ride: 99 RS-WRX iTrader: (0)	1. When you come to a traffic light making a left be sure to pull forward enough to let the guy behind you catch the light... or, shoot yourself 2. When making a turn dont swerve in the opposite direction then make your turn (unless you are about to impress with a big ol drift).... or shoot yourself 3. When someone waves you in be sure to wave to them in a thank you matter... or shoot yourself 4. When merging onto a street or highway be sure to speed up enough to were the person all ready in motion on the road doesnt have to slow down.... or shoot yourself 5. When making a left turn be sure to be as far left in the lane so you are not blocking someone that wants to go right... or shoot yourself 6. If you see a Cop that has someone pulled over and you slow down to 10 miles per hour under the speed limit in fear he will cancell his "pull over" to go get you...... shoot yourself. 7. And last but not least...... shoot yourself __________________ If they don't make it... Build it!

04-21-2009, 03:18 PM	#9
jcr557 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2008 Location: Philly Member #7777 My Ride: Fiesta ST, Subaru WRX iTrader: (0)	whats up with the shoot yourself? lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

04-21-2009, 04:23 PM	#11
russiankid Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2008 Location: Lincoln University PA Member #7769 My Ride: 2012 Scion tC iTrader: (0)	Don't change lanes after you look into your mirror and see the car behind you is coming up fairly fast which in results causes that car to slow down. __________________ 2012' Scion tC 6-speed M/T. Last edited by russiankid; 04-22-2009 at 08:09 PM.

04-22-2009, 08:51 PM	#15
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04-21-2009, 01:34 PM	#3
Tires2theSky Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Philadelphia, PA Member #10364 My Ride: 11 Audi A4 Stasis Touring Package, 93 Supra SP67 Single iTrader: (0)	don't get/give(depending on who ur are) road head while driving a convertible past a line of semi's

04-21-2009, 03:59 PM	#10
92sileighty Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Springfield Member #6020 My Ride: 05 S2000 iTrader: (1)	don't pull out in front of someone, because you never have enough room to begin with. then you hesitate, and now you have even less room, but you still do it... those people should shoot themselves

04-22-2009, 08:04 PM	#13
SpooliN Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: King of Prussia Member #10380 My Ride: S13 SR20 iTrader: (0)	they should allow murder when you allow someone to go at an intersection wave to them and they dont wave back . . .

04-22-2009, 09:41 PM	#18
GOULET Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Member #8212 My Ride: LS430 iTrader: (0)	do drop the phone and pretend like you were scratching your ear when you see a cop.

04-22-2009, 09:51 PM	#20
GOULET Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Member #8212 My Ride: LS430 iTrader: (0)	uh was that aimed at me? I've driven while talkin on the phone, smoking a cig, and switching gears. I have no problem multi tasking. It just something you do so you dont get caught. Last edited by GOULET; 04-22-2009 at 09:53 PM.

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