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UGotSchooledByaGirl · 06-23-2005, 12:09 AM

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some (naughty f word) UP ****
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be (naughty f word) KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the (naughty f word) rabbit WENT INTO A (naughty f word) STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN (naughty f word) MONEY.
<Galactic> (naughty f word) kids came outta NOWHERE and basically (naughty f word) mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> (naughty f word) rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> (naughty f word) NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those (naughty f word) bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a (naughty f word) kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot (naughty f word) RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot (naughty f word) RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the (naughty f word) was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a (naughty f word) grapefruit... who the (naughty f word) eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my (naughty f word) sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the (naughty f word) money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that ****.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> (naughty f word) LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the (naughty f word) MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of (naughty f word) 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the (naughty f word) kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

SilverTurboRidin · 06-23-2005, 12:14 AM

what was this post about now?? LOL

UGotSchooledByaGirl · 06-23-2005, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverTurboRidin

what was this post about now?? LOL

Absolutely nothing.. jsut something I found that was kinda funny and thought I would share it.

272sWrx · 06-23-2005, 11:28 AM

wtf?

DropTopChevy · 06-23-2005, 11:33 AM

I read that and nearly pissed my pants right here in physics class

Miller

smoger · 06-23-2005, 12:00 PM

theres the next jerry seinfeld

wrx_snobordr · 06-23-2005, 01:00 PM

Reminds me of Dane Cooks rant on the giant bowl of kool-aid!

2k5_tC · 06-23-2005, 02:21 PM

i started to read it but didn't have the patience. o well

Twin_Cam · 06-23-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wrx_snobordr

Reminds me of Dane Cooks rant on the giant bowl of kool-aid!

OH YEA!

twistedlanes · 03-31-2007, 01:59 AM

Well this is old, but I read it and it is funny, the type of stuff I think of when I get bored.

james_ls · 03-31-2007, 11:44 AM

LOL.

That should get retyped so its readable.

Funny, but takes way too much decoding to actually understand it.

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