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CarbonIS · 01-15-2006, 04:22 AM

This is worthy of my 1000th post, so everyone post up your favorite movie lines...
I'll start.

one of them has to be...

"Women, you can't live with them and they can't pee standin' up."

WrxJC · 01-15-2006, 04:22 AM

"you think your so cool cause u can pee with your penis"

Silver04STi · 01-15-2006, 04:27 AM

"Ryan, some things in here don't react to well to bullets" (camera pans over to reveal 24 nuclear missile tubes)

97TurboDSM · 01-15-2006, 10:27 AM

"Throw me a frickin bone here"

poolmike · 01-15-2006, 10:48 AM

"i Want My Two Dollars!"

ScoobyNubieToo! · 01-15-2006, 11:06 AM

"Say Hello to my little friend!"

Twin_Cam · 01-15-2006, 11:43 AM

"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****a mother****a!"

-and-

"I hate to shatter your ego, but this isn't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me."

CarbonIS · 01-15-2006, 12:11 PM

"Oh what a big man you are! Here let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll teach ya how to chew it."

92talonTSI · 01-15-2006, 12:12 PM

"what you want nigga, you dint win!?"
"**** YOU THEN!"

teh DIRT · 01-15-2006, 12:16 PM

"If you shoot me in the face......ill kick your ass"

SilverTurboRidin · 01-15-2006, 12:36 PM

A gun rack? A a gun rack? I dont even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

MuddyREX · 01-15-2006, 12:39 PM

So, you're obviously the big dick, and that on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy ***got balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, They're not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. You thought you smelt some good old *****, and have brought your two mincy ***got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up, there's no ***** here, just a dose that'd make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. Your shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact i've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, **** off."

WKderF · 01-15-2006, 12:39 PM

"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?"

"No, your face does."

WKderF · 01-15-2006, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuddyREX

So, you're obviously the big dick, and that on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy ***got balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, They're not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. You thought you smelt some good old *****, and have brought your two mincy ***got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up, there's no ***** here, just a dose that'd make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. Your shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact i've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, **** off."

best quote EVER.

95SC2 · 01-15-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolmike

"i Want My Two Dollars!"

Better off dead!! great movie
"Well, you too definitly got my vote for cutest couple, Meyer, just make sure you shave her first before you give her a kiss goodnight!"

Dazed & Confused
"Hey man, you got a joint?"
"No, man not on me."
"Be alot cooler if you did!"

SilverTurboRidin · 01-15-2006, 01:25 PM

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man

TehWagon · 01-15-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolmike

"i Want My Two Dollars!"

"Its a damn shame when someone goes throwin away a perfectly good white boy..."

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN IS ?!?!?!"

StealthTC · 01-15-2006, 01:54 PM

DUMB and DUMBER

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

StealthTC · 01-15-2006, 01:59 PM

Dodgeball

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

OutOfStock · 01-15-2006, 02:14 PM

"this isnt where i parked my car" or "That outfit is horrible....take it off..NOW!!" o man have i used that one before

01-15-2006, 04:22 AM	#2
WrxJC Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Feasterville Member #412 My Ride: 2007 Wrx iTrader: (0)	"you think your so cool cause u can pee with your penis" __________________ formerly wrxjrl

01-15-2006, 04:27 AM	#3
Silver04STi Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NJ Member #94 My Ride: 2005 Legacy GT iTrader: (0)	"Ryan, some things in here don't react to well to bullets" (camera pans over to reveal 24 nuclear missile tubes) __________________ - Kevin

01-15-2006, 11:06 AM	#6
ScoobyNubieToo! Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Williamstown Member #862 My Ride: WRB 2004 WRX Wagon with 07 STI Trans and Longblock inside! iTrader: (7)	"Say Hello to my little friend!" __________________ 2004 WRX WRB Wagon with 07 STI Trans and Longblock inside! See my member's journal here: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

01-15-2006, 11:43 AM	#7
Twin_Cam Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lebanon Valley College, Annville, PA Member #288 iTrader: (0)	"I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother**a mother**a!" -and- "I hate to shatter your ego, but this isn't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me." __________________ Jeff '00 Saturn SL2m- slowest car on TST

01-15-2006, 12:12 PM	#9
92talonTSI Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: West Milford, NJ Member #1010 iTrader: (0)	"what you want nigga, you dint win!?" "**** YOU THEN!" __________________ 1992 Ford Mustang GT Flowmaster catback exhaust \| 3.73 Gears \| BBK CAI \| Subframe conectors \| Eibach lowering springs 1992 Eagle Talon TSI AWD Totaled. R.I.P

01-15-2006, 10:27 AM	#4
97TurboDSM TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #849 My Ride: '03 IY 20th GTI iTrader: (3)	"Throw me a frickin bone here"

01-15-2006, 10:48 AM	#5
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	"i Want My Two Dollars!"

01-15-2006, 12:36 PM	#11
SilverTurboRidin Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: L-town PA Member #197 iTrader: (0)	A gun rack? A a gun rack? I dont even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? __________________ Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

01-15-2006, 12:39 PM	#12
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	So, you're obviously the big dick, and that on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy *got balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision, They're not clever. They smell * and they want a piece of the action. You thought you smelt some good old *, and have brought your two mincy got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up, there's no ** here, just a dose that'd make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. Your shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact i've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, ** off." __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

01-15-2006, 12:39 PM	#13
WKderF Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Philadelphia Member #30 My Ride: Taste The Beast iTrader: (2)	"Hey, does this suit make me look fat?" "No, your face does."

01-15-2006, 01:25 PM	#16
SilverTurboRidin Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: L-town PA Member #197 iTrader: (0)	Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man __________________ Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

01-15-2006, 01:54 PM	#18
StealthTC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida Member #1114 My Ride: B5 A4, MKIII Supra iTrader: (0)	DUMB and DUMBER "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

01-15-2006, 01:59 PM	#19
StealthTC Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida Member #1114 My Ride: B5 A4, MKIII Supra iTrader: (0)	Dodgeball "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

01-15-2006, 02:14 PM	#20
OutOfStock Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Southampton/Shippensburg, Pa Member #25 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra iTrader: (0)	"this isnt where i parked my car" or "That outfit is horrible....take it off..NOW!!" o man have i used that one before __________________ I hate my car

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