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Old 11-29-2008, 05:13 PM   #1
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things you can't do with your off hand

cut steak (i hold it down with my fork in my left hand, cut with my right)

masturbate (i'd probably break it)

and the reason i started this thread...

dip chips... well, i can probably dip them, but i don't trust the chip and dip making it into my mouth cleanly with my left hand behind them
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:16 PM   #2
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Hmmm. I'm right handed. I can't write with my left hand. I can't use the mouse with my left hand. When eating finger foods like you mentioned, I can pick up food and eat with my left, but I never do. When my phone's closed, I always text with my right hand...although I could with my left, I'd be a lot slower. I definately could not wipe my ass with my left...I would never trust myself enough to do that. LOL
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:18 PM   #3
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i never thought about wiping my ass with my left hand... it would be terrible...

I can't write with it either. i can use the mouse with some success, its a bit awkward... but not so difficult
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:21 PM   #4
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Well, most things I can do with my left (wiping my ass and writing being the exceptions), I'm just not nearly as coordinated and much sloppier doing it, so I tend to just use my right.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:23 PM   #5
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My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:26 PM   #6
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My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.
lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:26 PM   #7
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besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:29 PM   #8
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Haha I was waiting for someone to catch that. It didn't take long.
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lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!



Most people can masturbate with both hands...to me, that's not that big of a deal.
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besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.
I've never tried firing a handgun with my left hand.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:31 PM   #11
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hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:32 PM   #12
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hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.
LOL Now that I know I can't do. hahahaha
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:33 PM   #13
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i can do pretty much anything with my left hand since im ambidextrous. but some things arnt as easy as others
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lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!
omg a girl said masturbate!!!!



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Enough with this thread, go answer my home brewing questions fool!
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im lefty but can do some things with my right..not many but a few. i def dont know as much strength with my right..cant turn a wrench quite as good with my right. cant throw with my right.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:42 PM   #17
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omg a girl said masturbate!!!!



I know...seriously. Thank you.


Well, actually, she wrote masterbate. But I got your point. LOL
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Really?

Where?

Oh I see what you did there.

I do everything double handed. I shovel food into my mouth dual fisted. I can write with my left but it looks like crap compared to my right. I remember somone saying on here how they are better DJ'ing with their no dominant hand which is the same for myself, but I can DJ with both.
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Enough with this thread, go answer my home brewing questions fool!
they're too technical... go find a professional lol
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