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99SL2_Modder · 10-29-2005, 11:38 PM

What happens when you microwave a Saturn?

---Nothing. Tupperware is microwave safe.

How about if you microwave a Saturn with a dog in it?

---Chinese food.

sesolcSTI · 10-29-2005, 11:41 PM

Hmmmmmmm......

P.S. LOOK AT MY POST COUNT! (666) YIKES!!!!!

blkbomber01 · 10-29-2005, 11:57 PM

bored much...

WhiteXFire · 10-30-2005, 12:14 AM

I still like my joke that I thought of one night when I was eating Chinese food...

What do you call 2000 Chinese people?

Wonton.

Little G · 10-30-2005, 11:31 AM

Lol...

BlackBulletTSi · 10-30-2005, 02:37 PM

LOL that is good!

Crzyguy972 · 10-30-2005, 05:46 PM

u like this one im not racist but i heard it what did the little black kid get for chri8stams

your bike

FFG · 10-31-2005, 11:13 AM

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??

see ya next month!

SexyDSM95 · 10-31-2005, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FFG

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??

see ya next month!

Um ew

How do you make an archaelogisit (sp?) blush?

- Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from.

FFG · 10-31-2005, 11:24 AM

yay for cotton injection jokes!

SexyDSM95 · 10-31-2005, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FFG

yay for hot beef injection jokes!

Ughhhh you are by yourself on that one...

FFG · 10-31-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Ughhhh you are by yourself on that one...

personally I prefer a hot beef injection to red wings, but thats just me...

igo4bmx · 10-31-2005, 03:19 PM

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

10-29-2005, 11:41 PM	#2
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10-29-2005, 11:57 PM	#3
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10-30-2005, 05:46 PM	#7
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10-31-2005, 11:13 AM	#8
FFG Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PA Member #936 iTrader: (0)	What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?? see ya next month!

10-31-2005, 11:24 AM	#10
FFG Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PA Member #936 iTrader: (0)	yay for cotton injection jokes!

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