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KingOfDelco · 07-09-2008, 06:55 PM

ok, so I just thought i'd enlighten some of you red-blooded american males with the events that have been unfolding in my quaint little neighborhood recently...

I live in a duplex, a guy lives in the duplex next to me, not connected. So his old roomate moved out, and he got a HOT HOT chick to move in.

She is like...smoking hot. Super tight body, really cute face, brunette, italian probably (like me! woo-hoo). My buddy and I saw her moving her stuff in one day and were just drooling and speechless.

So anyway (this is where it starts to get good), about a month ago I was in my bathroom around 10pm shaving and doing various guy things. There was a big thunderstorm outside, and I noticed a particularly bright flash of lightening outside my bathroom window. So I took a quick peek out the window....

I noticed there was a light on in an upstairs room at my neighbors house, and I knew he was at work.... So I lingered for a minute. The blinds were open, and I could basically see into what appeared to be a bedroom. Just then, I saw a completely NAKED girl walk past the window, obviously just out of the shower, and begin to dry off, etc...

A MAZING. It was like I hit the lottery! All of my hopes, dreams and aspirations of childhood had finally come true... I finally saw the "girl-next-door naked"!!!!

It was baffling to me that someone would be standing completely naked in their bedroom, with the blinds open...but heck, i ain't complaining. So she basically proceeds to dry off her entire body, and just stand around naked in her room for about 15 minutes. I don't think I have to spell out what i was doing at this point in time... (yeah, like u wouldn't!) She finally gets dressed and goes to bed, I say my "Thank You God" prayer and call it a nite.

...So I assumed that it was just a one-time thing, that I had just gotten REALLY lucky, and that it would never happen again..... I was wrong.

So i guess you could call me the luckiest guy alive, but I now live next to a hot girl who enjoys getting naked with her blinds open (they've been closed a few times, and she's not home every nite, but regardless).

I'm pretty sure I could die tomorrow, and you would see a big $h177Y grin on my face in the casket.

I'm thinking about charging an admission.... and u know what, its probably worth it! :D

And any weenies who want to call me a perv can keep their thoughts to themselves, cuz I've heard it before, and obviously, it doesn't bother me. I sure ain't gonna stop looking at a free naked chick. I think its more sad that guys pay for sex and strippers....

Anyway, thats the story. I'll keep you all posted with any new developments.

DPancoast · 07-09-2008, 06:59 PM

LSHatch · 07-09-2008, 07:00 PM

Why don't you try and hangout with her versus watch her like a stalker?

I know plenty of girls who like to stand around naked in their houses. It's really not a big deal.

KingOfDelco · 07-09-2008, 07:10 PM

Lol. then maybe you could give me some tips, I've never talked to a girl before...... you're obviously a pro. :D

I just "met" her yesterday. I think she has a b/f. I have no life to do any hanging out. I wake up, go to work, come home, get ready for the next day, and go to bed. And repeat. Oh, and I take care of my 8 year old from wed-sat every week.

so yeah, i'll probably just stick to the stalking.

The Captain · 07-09-2008, 07:12 PM

Video or ban!

Nors · 07-09-2008, 07:13 PM

Where are you located? (LOL @ me asking you different personal questions in different threads)

I didn't really care until now, is this in the Upper Darby area?

DPancoast · 07-09-2008, 07:18 PM

man this kid has it all

abrok99 · 07-09-2008, 07:19 PM

wtf

KingOfDelco · 07-09-2008, 07:20 PM

haha, i'll work on that vid! lol... prolly not tho.

nors- you'll have to forgive me for not being too specific about where I live. I'm sure u could figure it out. PM me if necessary.

The Captain · 07-09-2008, 07:23 PM

At least take a pic, otherwise i call BS

KingOfDelco · 07-09-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Captain

At least take a pic, otherwise i call BS

ha! i may try next time I get an opportunity... if only for a keepsake for myself.

I need to get a new battery for my Nikon... I drained teh last one leaving the cam plugged into my computer via USB cable... like a year ago.. hence my out of date avatar pic. Yeah, i'm REALLY lazy. :D

bl@ckvr4 · 07-09-2008, 07:33 PM

No proof = never happened. This is the internet.

garrettej8 · 07-09-2008, 07:33 PM

I was thinking about how funny it would be to get her address, call her while she's in the shower, and tell her to look out the window.

Subie_sleeper · 07-09-2008, 07:37 PM

Looking is one thing , bragging on a forum about it another , and taking a pic / video probably crimial and definately pathetic. Let us know if she catches you. The outcome will be the best "GIRL" story ever. " I beat the S*&T out of a DBag peeping tom." LMAO

KingOfDelco · 07-09-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garrettej8

I was thinking about how funny it would be to get her address, call her while she's in the shower, and tell her to look out the window.

haha, yeah, thats EXACTLY what i'm afraid of... and knowing the nature of some of the people on online auto forums, makes me even more concerned.

but seriously, if anyone did that, i would kick your ass.

i'm sure she'll catch me someday.... lol.

zerioustt · 07-09-2008, 07:48 PM

i agree man up and go talk to her....

timp · 07-09-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfDelco

I just "met" her yesterday. I think she has a b/f.

I'm willing to bet that if she's living with your neighbor (who's a guy) and she's not dating him, that she doesn't have a boyfriend.... 95% of guys would be flipping out if their girl was living with some other guy, especially if she's hot.

we should get the women on the forum involved in this thread... I think it would be fun to hear their opinions.

ThatTealHatch · 07-09-2008, 07:53 PM

thats a come up, i dont think i would of polised the tube but to each his own. congrats!

K9_Eclipse · 07-09-2008, 08:12 PM

lol

99SL2_Modder · 07-09-2008, 08:18 PM

07-09-2008, 06:55 PM	#1
KingOfDelco Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 19026 Member #8058 My Ride: '05 Scion Coupe iTrader: (0)	The BEST [guy] Story Ever ok, so I just thought i'd enlighten some of you red-blooded american males with the events that have been unfolding in my quaint little neighborhood recently... I live in a duplex, a guy lives in the duplex next to me, not connected. So his old roomate moved out, and he got a HOT HOT chick to move in. She is like...smoking hot. Super tight body, really cute face, brunette, italian probably (like me! woo-hoo). My buddy and I saw her moving her stuff in one day and were just drooling and speechless. So anyway (this is where it starts to get good), about a month ago I was in my bathroom around 10pm shaving and doing various guy things. There was a big thunderstorm outside, and I noticed a particularly bright flash of lightening outside my bathroom window. So I took a quick peek out the window.... I noticed there was a light on in an upstairs room at my neighbors house, and I knew he was at work.... So I lingered for a minute. The blinds were open, and I could basically see into what appeared to be a bedroom. Just then, I saw a completely NAKED girl walk past the window, obviously just out of the shower, and begin to dry off, etc... A MAZING. It was like I hit the lottery! All of my hopes, dreams and aspirations of childhood had finally come true... I finally saw the "girl-next-door naked"!!!! It was baffling to me that someone would be standing completely naked in their bedroom, with the blinds open...but heck, i ain't complaining. So she basically proceeds to dry off her entire body, and just stand around naked in her room for about 15 minutes. I don't think I have to spell out what i was doing at this point in time... (yeah, like u wouldn't!) She finally gets dressed and goes to bed, I say my "Thank You God" prayer and call it a nite. ...So I assumed that it was just a one-time thing, that I had just gotten REALLY lucky, and that it would never happen again..... I was wrong. So i guess you could call me the luckiest guy alive, but I now live next to a hot girl who enjoys getting naked with her blinds open (they've been closed a few times, and she's not home every nite, but regardless). I'm pretty sure I could die tomorrow, and you would see a big $h177Y grin on my face in the casket. I'm thinking about charging an admission.... and u know what, its probably worth it! :D And any weenies who want to call me a perv can keep their thoughts to themselves, cuz I've heard it before, and obviously, it doesn't bother me. I sure ain't gonna stop looking at a free naked chick. I think its more sad that guys pay for sex and strippers.... Anyway, thats the story. I'll keep you all posted with any new developments. Last edited by KingOfDelco; 07-09-2008 at 07:19 PM.

07-09-2008, 07:00 PM	#3
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	Why don't you try and hangout with her versus watch her like a stalker? I know plenty of girls who like to stand around naked in their houses. It's really not a big deal. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

07-09-2008, 07:12 PM	#5
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07-09-2008, 07:13 PM	#6
Nors Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: DelCo, PA Member #2210 My Ride: 2011 VW GTI iTrader: (1)	Where are you located? (LOL @ me asking you different personal questions in different threads) I didn't really care until now, is this in the Upper Darby area? __________________ DUB JAWN Hi Hater™ Previous: 2002 Volkswagen GTi - Sold \|1995 Honda Accord - Sold \| 1993 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Project - Sold \| 1996 Acura Integra RS - Sold

07-09-2008, 07:19 PM	#8
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07-09-2008, 07:10 PM	#4
KingOfDelco Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 19026 Member #8058 My Ride: '05 Scion Coupe iTrader: (0)	Lol. then maybe you could give me some tips, I've never talked to a girl before...... you're obviously a pro. :D I just "met" her yesterday. I think she has a b/f. I have no life to do any hanging out. I wake up, go to work, come home, get ready for the next day, and go to bed. And repeat. Oh, and I take care of my 8 year old from wed-sat every week. so yeah, i'll probably just stick to the stalking.

07-09-2008, 07:20 PM	#9
KingOfDelco Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 19026 Member #8058 My Ride: '05 Scion Coupe iTrader: (0)	haha, i'll work on that vid! lol... prolly not tho. nors- you'll have to forgive me for not being too specific about where I live. I'm sure u could figure it out. PM me if necessary.

07-09-2008, 07:23 PM	#10
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	At least take a pic, otherwise i call BS __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

07-09-2008, 07:33 PM	#12
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07-09-2008, 07:33 PM	#13
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07-09-2008, 07:37 PM	#14
Subie_sleeper Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Center Valley Pa. Member #5775 My Ride: '06 Subaru Baja Turbo. Cash consuming vortex from HELL iTrader: (1)	Looking is one thing , bragging on a forum about it another , and taking a pic / video probably crimial and definately pathetic. Let us know if she catches you. The outcome will be the best "GIRL" story ever. " I beat the S&T out of a DBag peeping tom." LMAO __________________ Time to concentrate on the damn leaky axle & gettin my exhaust straightened. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.*

07-09-2008, 07:53 PM	#18
ThatTealHatch Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Philadelphia Member #7110 iTrader: (5)	thats a come up, i dont think i would of polised the tube but to each his own. congrats!

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