Funny kill story i took from another forum. - TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast

461_SS · 03-06-2008, 12:25 AM

here is where it came from: http://hondaswap.com/kill-stories/cr...l-slow-103358/

This is what he wrote:
CRX ate a del slow
No lie. 97 dohc vtec del slow vs my black crx si dohc vtec.

She had a big ass spoiler wing, some weird body kits, some painted rims. a big ass tach on her dash with shift light.

I was going Northbound on Blaine St and I saw her with her man I think.. or bro.
I was cruising and asked, "lets race del slow."
She got mad and rev that del slow like fudge and I dropped from 3rd gear to 2nd and then rev that dohc vtec to 9000rpm (WHY, because it built!!!)

I then shifted to 3rd and rev it to 8000rpm then by 4th I rev to 7000rpm and I zoomed by her. VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM.

Then vtec was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At the stop light, she said no way my $7000 del sol... lost to a half size civic. I got pissed off and from a stop on 1st gear I rev that dohc vtec to 10G..WHY, ITS BUILT to be beat on.

the VTEC WAS LOOOOOOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD like heck.

I know for sure I broke her eardrums. That was that.

Anyways CRX is not a half size civic. Its my CRXSI8U my state plate. HAHAHAHAHA

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I don't care who u are but that was funny right there. Can someone please tell me wtf this dude was on? lol.

den9 · 03-06-2008, 01:10 AM

fail...

SovXietday · 03-06-2008, 01:22 AM

Please don't post **** like this, it's obviously a joke... you're just too thick to realize it.

Spocknasty · 03-06-2008, 01:26 AM

AHAHA, that made me crack up.

sherwood · 03-06-2008, 02:07 AM

worst post ever? i nominate it.

rotarychainsaw · 03-06-2008, 03:12 AM

HAhaha, Oh you guys...

Scapegoat · 03-06-2008, 09:31 AM

this is not a good way to make a first impression

~Brian~ · 03-06-2008, 09:57 AM

I hate Hondas, I really do.

I'm just glad that my current car can still kick the **** out of just about every one I may come up against.

Kerplunk105 · 03-06-2008, 10:05 AM

SovXietday · 03-06-2008, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowboy459

I hate Hondas, I really do.

I'm just glad that my current car can still kick the **** out of just about every one I may come up against.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowboy459

190 crank, 206ft lbs.

~Brian~ · 03-06-2008, 12:03 PM

Let me rephrase that- most of the Hondas in my area think they are fast as balls with a fart can and a fire extinguisher.

Now a car like yours I have nothing but respect for. I suppose I should have added that to my original post.

xEJ20x · 03-06-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherwood

worst post ever? i nominate it.

Have you even read some of CleanNeon's posts?

SovXietday · 03-06-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowboy459

Let me rephrase that- most of the Hondas in my area think they are fast as balls with a fart can and a fire extinguisher.

Now a car like yours I have nothing but respect for. I suppose I should have added that to my original post.

Ah, gotcha.

Well in that case, I'd hate Honda's too.

~Brian~ · 03-06-2008, 12:15 PM

Haha

I also forgot to mention the over-sized tach with the shift light that they have on their AUTOMATIC car...

mrchariybrown · 03-06-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEJ20x

Have you even read some of CleanNeon's posts?

+1 hahaha

btw, where the hell is he?

Jeffros Spec V · 03-06-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherwood

worst post ever? i nominate it.

+1 This thread blows.

sherwood · 03-06-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrchariybrown

+1 hahaha

btw, where the hell is he?

shavin his dirt stash?

Honduh · 03-06-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherwood

shavin his dirt stash?

leave alex alone, he and I are getting an apartment together. can you say love shack?

CleanNeon98 · 03-06-2008, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honduh

leave alex alone, he and I are getting an apartment together. can you say love shack?

already??

dragonfly2k3 · 03-06-2008, 07:48 PM

lol, your user name is 461ss, your ride says 95 probe, and you're on hondaswap? Identity crisis?

03-06-2008, 12:25 AM	#1
461_SS Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Holland, PA Member #6976 My Ride: 07 Mazdaspeed 3, 95 Probe SE, 86 Monte Carlo (Racecar) iTrader: (0)	Funny kill story i took from another forum. here is where it came from: http://hondaswap.com/kill-stories/cr...l-slow-103358/ This is what he wrote: CRX ate a del slow No lie. 97 dohc vtec del slow vs my black crx si dohc vtec. She had a big ass spoiler wing, some weird body kits, some painted rims. a big ass tach on her dash with shift light. I was going Northbound on Blaine St and I saw her with her man I think.. or bro. I was cruising and asked, "lets race del slow." She got mad and rev that del slow like fudge and I dropped from 3rd gear to 2nd and then rev that dohc vtec to 9000rpm (WHY, because it built!!!) I then shifted to 3rd and rev it to 8000rpm then by 4th I rev to 7000rpm and I zoomed by her. VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMM. Then vtec was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! At the stop light, she said no way my $7000 del sol... lost to a half size civic. I got pissed off and from a stop on 1st gear I rev that dohc vtec to 10G..WHY, ITS BUILT to be beat on. the VTEC WAS LOOOOOOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD like heck. I know for sure I broke her eardrums. That was that. Anyways CRX is not a half size civic. Its my CRXSI8U my state plate. HAHAHAHAHA ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't care who u are but that was funny right there. Can someone please tell me wtf this dude was on? lol.

03-06-2008, 01:26 AM	#4
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dragonfly2k3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2007 Member #4106 iTrader: (5)	lol, your user name is 461ss, your ride says 95 probe, and you're on hondaswap? Identity crisis? __________________ HIDs, they're serious business.

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