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Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 03:00 PM

So, this morning I was the first of the office people in. My boss (the Vice President of the company) comes up to me and says that the US Marshall just called and they said that they will be at my work soon to pick up one of our employees. But didnt say who. So Im a little freaked out at this point.
About 45 minutes later, the US Marshall is at the door. So my boss and the General Manager go and talk to him in the conference room. Then an officer comes to the front door, a little after the first guy gets here, wearing a bullet proof vest. Now, I dont know if that is a precaution they always take, but I was scared.
They figure out who the guy is and wait till he goes on break to do anything. My boss found him in the lunch room and called him over saying he needed to talk to him. The guy gets freaked out and walks off saying he needs to make a phone call and books down the steps. Only to find a few officers the sheriff and the US Marshall. There were 4 police cars and the Marshall's car outside waiting for him.
This guy hasnt worked for the company for more than a week! Turns out they raided his house, which is in Jersey, and found the paper from the urine test that we require. On there it had the contact name and info, so thats how they got a hold of us. And they arrested his mom for harboring him. I dont know what kind of **** he was into, but Im sure it was big.
And this isnt the only crazy thing to happen here. I have sooooo many stories.

Turbo_CitrusEs · 02-20-2007, 03:05 PM

Holy crap!!!!! Yeah that dude will probably disappear for a very long while.

Broken5hift · 02-20-2007, 03:07 PM

he probably posted a thread in the wrong section and without a descriptive title.

blu4door · 02-20-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

he probably posted a thread in the wrong section and without a descriptive title.

lmfao

Kerplunk105 · 02-20-2007, 03:15 PM

sounds like you fit right in there, Susie :D

Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 03:16 PM

^bahahahahah!!

There is also this other guy that has been working here for over 10 years. He is a serious crack-head. He goes through binges where he will just disappear for days, usually with a company vehicle. I work for a vending company. One time he stole a truck, stole keys to bill changers at a hospital and ripped off the machine several thousand dollars. We didnt see him for over a month after that. And that wasnt the first time he did it and wont be the last. When you ask them why they keep him, they say they have 'too much time/money invested in him'

PotenzaSub · 02-20-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

I have sooooo many stories.

lets hear 'em

Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 03:17 PM

Liz, remember the time the big lady told me I had perfect bewbs??

That was scary

Kerplunk105 · 02-20-2007, 03:17 PM

I think you need to set up a blog with these work stories of yours.

What about the bewb lady or the sleepy one??

Willdue · 02-20-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

he probably posted a thread in the wrong section and without a descriptive title.

Lmfao hahaah

Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunk105

I think you need to set up a blog with these work stories of yours.

What about the bewb lady or the sleepy one??

That was the same lady! She would sleep at her desk. The one day she came into my office and asked if i wore a wonder bra, or if my bewbs were naturally that perfect.

All this lady would do here is sleep and eat. One girl brought her dog in one day and the dog hung out under her desk and ate all her crumbs, ew.

TripleBlack9SE · 02-20-2007, 03:36 PM

What Vending Company do you work for?

I work in the vending industry (sorta)

Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 03:37 PM

One in Croydon.

Kerplunk105 · 02-20-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

That was the same lady! She would sleep at her desk. The one day she came into my office and asked if i wore a wonder bra, or if my bewbs were naturally that perfect.

All this lady would do here is sleep and eat. One girl brought her dog in one day and the dog hung out under her desk and ate all her crumbs, ew.

ha ha ha. Ewwwwy

DoubleOughtCel · 02-20-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleBlack9SE

I work in the vending industry (sorta)

Until you got snatched by the Marshalls this morning?

TripleBlack9SE · 02-20-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Until you got snatched by the Marshalls this morning?

hahahahaha....that took me a minute to figure out....im doing like 47 things at once here at the office :D

NAh, im a consultant for a Vending Technology company on the side of my main business...which is legal....and ive never seen a US MArshall....i swear! LOL

TripleBlack9SE · 02-20-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

One in Croydon.

LOL, ok, i understand you dont want to disclose that information. No biggue.....sorry to hear about your wacky day!

Snoozie · 02-20-2007, 04:43 PM

Trust me, every day here is a wacky day.

WhiteXFire · 02-20-2007, 05:19 PM

Since I've been on raids to arrest fugitives and have some experience with it, I'll tell you that it's not necessarily as high profile as it seems. If someone skips out on court and has a bench warrant issued for them, there will either be agents from the bond company looking for them, the local PD, or federal marshals. The agents that work for my dad often get assistance from marshals. What you witnessed is pretty common-practice, including the vest. Even if it was a 25-50K bail for drugs, he's still a fugitive.

gpzjack · 02-20-2007, 06:46 PM

I have a 70yr old dude at work that gets blown in the parking lot every day...does that count as crazy? For a while i had a 40+ yr old crackhead lady that would run around in a cheerleader outfit acting like she was 12 with her belly hanging all over the place!! LOL

02-20-2007, 03:00 PM	#1
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	Wow...my work is nuts So, this morning I was the first of the office people in. My boss (the Vice President of the company) comes up to me and says that the US Marshall just called and they said that they will be at my work soon to pick up one of our employees. But didnt say who. So Im a little freaked out at this point. About 45 minutes later, the US Marshall is at the door. So my boss and the General Manager go and talk to him in the conference room. Then an officer comes to the front door, a little after the first guy gets here, wearing a bullet proof vest. Now, I dont know if that is a precaution they always take, but I was scared. They figure out who the guy is and wait till he goes on break to do anything. My boss found him in the lunch room and called him over saying he needed to talk to him. The guy gets freaked out and walks off saying he needs to make a phone call and books down the steps. Only to find a few officers the sheriff and the US Marshall. There were 4 police cars and the Marshall's car outside waiting for him. This guy hasnt worked for the company for more than a week! Turns out they raided his house, which is in Jersey, and found the paper from the urine test that we require. On there it had the contact name and info, so thats how they got a hold of us. And they arrested his mom for harboring him. I dont know what kind of ** he was into, but Im sure it was big. And this isnt the only crazy thing to happen here. I have sooooo many stories. __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio**

02-20-2007, 03:15 PM	#5
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	sounds like you fit right in there, Susie :D __________________ ~Elizabeth~

02-20-2007, 03:16 PM	#6
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	^bahahahahah!! There is also this other guy that has been working here for over 10 years. He is a serious crack-head. He goes through binges where he will just disappear for days, usually with a company vehicle. I work for a vending company. One time he stole a truck, stole keys to bill changers at a hospital and ripped off the machine several thousand dollars. We didnt see him for over a month after that. And that wasnt the first time he did it and wont be the last. When you ask them why they keep him, they say they have 'too much time/money invested in him' __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

02-20-2007, 03:17 PM	#8
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	Liz, remember the time the big lady told me I had perfect bewbs?? That was scary __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

02-20-2007, 03:17 PM	#9
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	I think you need to set up a blog with these work stories of yours. What about the bewb lady or the sleepy one?? __________________ ~Elizabeth~

02-20-2007, 03:07 PM	#3
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	he probably posted a thread in the wrong section and without a descriptive title.

02-20-2007, 03:36 PM	#12
TripleBlack9SE Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Chester County, PA Member #2748 My Ride: S2K & Cayenne S iTrader: (0)	What Vending Company do you work for? I work in the vending industry (sorta) __________________ FUN CAR - 2007 Honda S2000: Laguna Blue w/front lip To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. DAILY DRIVER - 2006 Porsche Cayenne S: Black/Black lowered on 22" Victor Equipments To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

02-20-2007, 03:37 PM	#13
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	One in Croydon. __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

02-20-2007, 04:43 PM	#18
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	Trust me, every day here is a wacky day. __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

02-20-2007, 05:19 PM	#19
WhiteXFire Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #305 My Ride: 2007 Infiniti G35x, 2008 MB SLK55 AMG iTrader: (0)	Since I've been on raids to arrest fugitives and have some experience with it, I'll tell you that it's not necessarily as high profile as it seems. If someone skips out on court and has a bench warrant issued for them, there will either be agents from the bond company looking for them, the local PD, or federal marshals. The agents that work for my dad often get assistance from marshals. What you witnessed is pretty common-practice, including the vest. Even if it was a 25-50K bail for drugs, he's still a fugitive. __________________ Just enjoying the ride. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2004 Chrysler Crossfire - Gone 2007 Infiniti G35x Sedan - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2008 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Last edited by WhiteXFire; 02-20-2007 at 08:10 PM.

02-20-2007, 06:46 PM	#20
gpzjack Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Aston Member #3422 My Ride: 07 Legacy 06 Mazda5 96 Dakota 78 Firebird 03 Kawasaki iTrader: (2)	I have a 70yr old dude at work that gets blown in the parking lot every day...does that count as crazy? For a while i had a 40+ yr old crackhead lady that would run around in a cheerleader outfit acting like she was 12 with her belly hanging all over the place!! LOL __________________ 07 Legacy 06 Mazda5 96 Dakota 78 Firebird 03 Kawasaki To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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