 |
|
02-07-2007, 05:08 AM
|
#1 | |
|
Tri-State Post Whore
 |
Twenty Dollars
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her wise saving and investing. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, usually it's said about women, but sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
__________________
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
02-07-2007, 01:38 PM
|
#5 |
|
TST Ruined My Life!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Warrington
Member #1614
My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)
|
HaHaHa.
Ain't that about a bitch.
__________________
Heller Dope - When the **** is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. |
|
|
|
|
02-07-2007, 09:36 PM
|
#8 |
|
Tri-State Post Whore
 |
bu dum ching!!! haha good one
__________________
CARS-------------------------------BIKES 02 CIVIC SI----------------------- 03 VTR1000 89 XJ--------------------------------79 GS1000 09 PILOT |
|
|
|
|
02-07-2007, 09:41 PM
|
#9 | |
|
Tri-State Addict
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Montgomery County
Member #2599
My Ride: 1993 s13 coupe Ka-t; 2005 Legacy GT Ltd iTrader: (1)
|
Quote:
__________________
TempleTuners To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. |
|
|
|
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| What Zuckerberg could buy with 6.9 billion dollars? | GeforceXtreme | Off-Topic | 10 | 11-12-2010 12:07 AM |
| Twenty Four Valve | SPOOL | Gallery | 6 | 09-25-2009 12:03 AM |
| $251 dollars for 13 gallons of Propane? Possible rip off? | GeforceXtreme | Off-Topic | 21 | 11-19-2007 11:40 PM |
Linear Mode
