Get ready for this. By far the strangest patient I have had yet.

[Drftpretty]

This girl in her twenties from a local college just got done telling me that she dreamed lastnight that she was peeing, woke up, was still peeing, couldnt stop herself from peeing even after trying to "Pinch the hole" and sprayed urine everywhere. Now she is worried that if she goes to bed tonight she'll wet her dorm room again! She would like us to write her a perscription to make her "able to hold her wee wee" or a drug to make her "Not pee her dorm up"

I have officailly heard it all.

*Paging the Urology Resident on the phone as I type

[esunbaboon]

Are you allowed to talk about your patients like this? Isn't it confidential?

[SexyDSM95]

How does that happen....like what disorder or infection would make that occur?

Originally Posted by esunbaboon

Are you allowed to talk about your patients like this? Isn't it confidential?

He is not stating the patients name, address, or any personal information just a condition. He can speak because it's like "shop talk" for doctor's. As long as he doesn't release any personal information about the patient so anyone can figure out who it is, he is fine.

[Crzyguy972]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

This girl in her twenties from a local college just got done telling me that she dreamed lastnight that she was peeing, woke up, was still peeing, couldnt stop herself from peeing even after trying to "Pinch the hole" and sprayed urine everywhere. Now she is worried that if she goes to bed tonight she'll wet her dorm room again! She would like us to write her a perscription to make her "able to hold her wee wee" or a drug to make her "Not pee her dorm up"

I have officailly heard it all.

*Paging the Urology Resident on the phone as I type

give her ducttape

[Drftpretty]

Originally Posted by esunbaboon

Are you allowed to talk about your patients like this? Isn't it confidential?

I can talk about it. Its like on Rescue 911. I gave the secenario, no names, no specifics, no DOB's, no SSN's, Im just making fun of an idiot drunk college chick.

[Evo8kid]

Originally Posted by Crzyguy972

give her ducttape

haha...its the little things that make life work

[ToyotaTat]

that happened to me a couple years ago, the doctor endud up using tubes...i'll stop there

[ToyotaTat]

im joking.

[Drftpretty]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

How does that happen....like what disorder or infection would make that occur?

He is not stating the patients name, address, or any personal information just a condition. He can speak because it's like "shop talk" for doctor's. As long as he doesn't release any personal information about the patient so anyone can figure out who it is, he is fine.

No sandy, there wasnt really a condition. In fact some other residents have a feeling she got her hands on a PONI. Post Operative Narcotic Infusion. Or some other hardcore muscle effecting narcotic

PS
Sandy, I may be single very soon. Like tonight actually.

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

PS
Sandy, I may be single very soon. Like tonight actually.

LOL? Thanks? Everyone seems to be single now...this is going to be one lonely winter

[drew]

Originally Posted by esunbaboon

Are you allowed to talk about your patients like this? Isn't it confidential?

nope, not violating HIPPA unless he said something like "so this chick jen from penn state"

as long as he doesn't give enough details about her for someone to ID her then he's fine

[Honest_Bob]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

This girl in her twenties from a local college just got done telling me that she dreamed lastnight that she was peeing, woke up, was still peeing, couldnt stop herself from peeing even after trying to "Pinch the hole" and sprayed urine everywhere. Now she is worried that if she goes to bed tonight she'll wet her dorm room again! She would like us to write her a perscription to make her "able to hold her wee wee" or a drug to make her "Not pee her dorm up"

I have officailly heard it all.

*Paging the Urology Resident on the phone as I type

I'd hit it.

[~addicted2boost]

haha thas wild

[Silver04STi]

Originally Posted by Honest_Bob

I'd hit it.

LOL....EWW golden showers

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

LOL? Thanks? Everyone seems to be single now...this is going to be one lonely winter

not for you

[james_ls]

That's kinda funny.

A mess...and HORRIBLY embarrassing...but funny to the outside world.

Since TST seems to be HORDING single or relatively recent single people...we should have a TST singles ringer night...

[Gorilla Unit 33]

yeah that seems like a preety bad problem. Although since i also work in a hospital in the ER i have learned that there is an infection younger women can get that is similar to that. Although i think ive had worst patients lol. yesterday i went to a room to take a pateint to Cat Scan and when i told her she asked if she had to take her pants off. I replied with"No why would you have to do that?" she then said "so they can scan my cat" as she pointed in that area....


I almost pissed myself laighing along with other transporters and nurses that heard it, but i kept my cool and said nahh they scan ur head. weird nights this weekend though.

[wonner]

Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

Although since i also work in a hospital in the ER i have learned that there is an infection younger women can get that is similar to that. Although i think ive had worst patients lol. yesterday i went to a room to take a pateint to Cat Scan and when i told her she asked if she had to take her pants off. I replied with"No why would you have to do that?" she then said "so they can scan my cat" as she pointed in that area....

[Gorilla Unit 33]

yeah i know right lol

[ShortBus]

Originally Posted by james_ls

Since TST seems to be HORDING single or relatively recent single people...we should have a TST singles ringer night...

Given the gender makeup of TST, I'm betting that would quickly turn into "9 guys dogging every girl in sight" night