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S4 ZippyZoo · 11-20-2006, 02:50 AM

So the first half of my trip was uneventful. Not too much speeding, just normal zippyness.
Then the lead car in our little informal formation hit a deer. And I had 2 cars on other side of me, so *THUD* *bad bone chilling noises* zippy hits the carcass. And i can't clear a sodacan, so a deer? Uh-oh.
Zippy pulls over, and to her relief after waiting 10 minutes, there is no fluid leaking. There seems to only be cosmetic damage to the bumper, cracks and a couple holes.
Annoying, but deal-with-able.

So zippy gets back to Philly, and turns down Pine street looking for parking. And suddenly, two cop SUVs and a paddywagon, lights blazing, pull down Pine street. I'd done nothing wrong, so I stop about 25 ft in front of them, throw the S4 in reverse, and take a look out my rearview mirror.
And see 4 more squad cars in my mirror. All lights blazing.
I've been swarmed. And I'm quite confused and VERY nervous. But the underwear hasn't yet been soiled, by deer or pigs.
So a nice little asian cop comes up to my driver's side window, which I've put down, as two scary black men come up on the other side of me. I look over, and he asks if I'm involved in "this". I must have looked QUITE confused, and he assumed I wasn't. So they moved the cop cars, slightly, and I played a non-moving game of frogger, only in reverse, to get out of there.

Now I'm still looking for parking, and all of the sudden I hear lights and sirens behind me.
A cop car and a paddywagon are pulling me over.
AGAIN.
I roll down all my windows, turn off the car, and place my hands on the steering wheel. he approaches me VERY carefully, up to my passenger door. And then see's I'm a girl. I ask what's wrong, he says they're looking for a robbery suspect and "you're not it."
Not thinking quite clearly, I replied: "no, REALLY?" Probably should make a note not to smartmouth cops. He took down the licenseplate as I left. Weiiiiird night.

Gorilla Unit 33 · 11-20-2006, 04:08 AM

thats wierd what time was this arround cause i was on pine and arround center city for a lil while tonight

S4 ZippyZoo · 11-20-2006, 12:50 PM

Around 1 am last night.

wrx_snobordr · 11-20-2006, 01:00 PM

Beat, atleast they didnt think you were involved in a hit and run or something.

Hope its not to expensive to fix.

Kerplunk105 · 11-20-2006, 02:00 PM

Sounds like an odd night. Does zippy always talk in 3rd person?

PotenzaSub · 11-20-2006, 06:47 PM

What did they mean by "are you involved in this?" Were they talking about hitting the deer? Because, how could they know about that...and is that even illegal?

Oh, and...you're a girl???!!??

wrx_snobordr · 11-20-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PotenzaSub

What did they mean by "are you involved in this?" Were they talking about hitting the deer? Because, how could they know about that...and is that even illegal?

Oh, and...you're a girl???!!??

They were looking for a robber.

Since when do robbers drive S4's though?

Drftpretty · 11-20-2006, 08:17 PM

Since Winnoa Ryder shop lifts. Durrrrrr

11-20-2006, 02:50 AM	#1
S4 ZippyZoo Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Philly PA/ Washington, DC Member #1844 My Ride: 2001.5 Audi S4 iTrader: (0)	Talk about a bad night. Zippy == wanted!? So the first half of my trip was uneventful. Not too much speeding, just normal zippyness. Then the lead car in our little informal formation hit a deer. And I had 2 cars on other side of me, so THUD bad bone chilling noises zippy hits the carcass. And i can't clear a sodacan, so a deer? Uh-oh. Zippy pulls over, and to her relief after waiting 10 minutes, there is no fluid leaking. There seems to only be cosmetic damage to the bumper, cracks and a couple holes. Annoying, but deal-with-able. So zippy gets back to Philly, and turns down Pine street looking for parking. And suddenly, two cop SUVs and a paddywagon, lights blazing, pull down Pine street. I'd done nothing wrong, so I stop about 25 ft in front of them, throw the S4 in reverse, and take a look out my rearview mirror. And see 4 more squad cars in my mirror. All lights blazing. I've been swarmed. And I'm quite confused and VERY nervous. But the underwear hasn't yet been soiled, by deer or pigs. So a nice little asian cop comes up to my driver's side window, which I've put down, as two scary black men come up on the other side of me. I look over, and he asks if I'm involved in "this". I must have looked QUITE confused, and he assumed I wasn't. So they moved the cop cars, slightly, and I played a non-moving game of frogger, only in reverse, to get out of there. Now I'm still looking for parking, and all of the sudden I hear lights and sirens behind me. A cop car and a paddywagon are pulling me over. AGAIN. I roll down all my windows, turn off the car, and place my hands on the steering wheel. he approaches me VERY carefully, up to my passenger door. And then see's I'm a girl. I ask what's wrong, he says they're looking for a robbery suspect and "you're not it." Not thinking quite clearly, I replied: "no, REALLY?" Probably should make a note not to smartmouth cops. He took down the licenseplate as I left. Weiiiiird night. __________________ 2001.5 Audi S4 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. APR: Bipipe, Downpipe, Exhaust MTM chip, Bailey's DV, AWE DTS RS4 Clutch, Tanoga Short Shifter H&R Coilovers

11-20-2006, 04:08 AM	#2
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	thats wierd what time was this arround cause i was on pine and arround center city for a lil while tonight __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

11-20-2006, 12:50 PM	#3
S4 ZippyZoo Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Philly PA/ Washington, DC Member #1844 My Ride: 2001.5 Audi S4 iTrader: (0)	Around 1 am last night. __________________ 2001.5 Audi S4 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. APR: Bipipe, Downpipe, Exhaust MTM chip, Bailey's DV, AWE DTS RS4 Clutch, Tanoga Short Shifter H&R Coilovers

11-20-2006, 01:00 PM	#4
wrx_snobordr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #21 iTrader: (1)	Beat, atleast they didnt think you were involved in a hit and run or something. Hope its not to expensive to fix. __________________ Stock

11-20-2006, 02:00 PM	#5
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	Sounds like an odd night. Does zippy always talk in 3rd person? __________________ ~Elizabeth~

11-20-2006, 06:47 PM	#6
PotenzaSub Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Member #2213 iTrader: (0)	What did they mean by "are you involved in this?" Were they talking about hitting the deer? Because, how could they know about that...and is that even illegal? Oh, and...you're a girl???!!??

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