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driftingeric2k4 · 08-23-2006, 10:36 AM

I was watching comedy central and they had the roast of William Shatner. It was hilarious. So, without anyone being whiney bee-otches. Lets start a roast of our own.

Bag on each other, each others rides, moms, girls, whatever. But keep in mind, its all in good fun so don't take it personal

I'll start. Since there is so much hating on the SRT4's:

What is the difference between a ****sexual and an SRT4 owner?

Even the ****sexual won't drive an SRT4 because it is beyond ghey.

Let's see what ya got all you shiat talkers!

igo4bmx · 08-23-2006, 10:45 AM

Why couldn't Sandra fix her broken DSM?

Cuz she's a woman.

Broken5hift · 08-23-2006, 10:48 AM

why does driftingeric hate srt-4's so much?

cause he cant even afford to be that gay

SexyDSM95 · 08-23-2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by igo4bmx

Why couldn't Sandra fix her broken DSM?

Cuz she's a woman.

My car is not broken you tard...

Why couldn't James drop his tranny by himself?

Because he needed Sandra to show him how to pop his axles out of it first...

driftingeric2k4 · 08-23-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

why does driftingeric hate srt-4's so much?

cause he cant even afford to be that gay

I don't hate SRT4's, in fact I think they are jutht thuper.

Camaro's on the other hand are driven only by slack jawed rednecks bytching about why Earnhardt didn't win the circle races and how awesome Pabst Blue Ribbon is.

Oh snap, I see you own a Camaro. Huh go figure...

driftingeric2k4 · 08-23-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

My car is not broken you tard...

Why couldn't James drop his tranny by himself?

Because he needed Sandra to show him how to pop his axles out of it first...

If I were looking to 'drop a tranny' I'd call you up too!

Broken5hift · 08-23-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by driftingeric2k4

I don't hate SRT4's, in fact I think they are jutht thuper.

Camaro's on the other hand are driven only by slack jawed rednecks bytching about why Earnhardt didn't win the circle races and how awesome Pabst Blue Ribbon is.

Oh snap, I see you own a Camaro. Huh go figure...

yea, it scuks owning a camaro that doesnt break down more than you watching Titanic

Scapegoat · 08-23-2006, 11:05 AM

I only have one thing to say about Mustangs...just look at Erics

driftingeric2k4 · 08-23-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

I only have one thing to say about Mustangs...just look at Erics

Haha, cant dispute that one. I gotta ask though -

At some point is your stepdad gonna kick your azz for putting your mom's portrait as your avatar?

Scapegoat · 08-23-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by driftingeric2k4

Haha, cant dispute that one. I gotta ask though -

At some point is your stepdad gonna kick your azz for putting your mom's portrait as your avatar?

nah, he doesn't care. Lets not have a roast about him... cause that'll be bad

SexyDSM95 · 08-23-2006, 11:28 AM

*yawn*

Scapegoat · 08-23-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

*yawn*

I see Sandy has her mouth in its natural position

SexyDSM95 · 08-23-2006, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

I see Sandy has her mouth in its natural position

When you can come up with something more original and not from middle school I will be sure to actually reply with something witty.

Scapegoat · 08-23-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

When you can come up with something more original and not from middle school I will be sure to actually reply from something witty.

.

On Sale · 08-23-2006, 12:11 PM

Whats the dif. between troll with 3 12 yr olds and a 12 yr old boy with 3 12 yr old girls????

Troll is gettin sum ass and that lil 12yr old punk isnt!

hahah just kidding.. its all in funnnnnn

CHAOS · 08-23-2006, 12:23 PM

so is it true that all volkswagen owners actually literally are terrible at life?

SexyDSM95 · 08-23-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaos311clarity

so is it true that all volkswagen owners actually literally are terrible at life?

Not at life...just relationships

WhiteXFire · 08-23-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by On Sale

Whats the dif. between troll with 3 12 yr olds and a 12 yr old boy with 3 12 yr old girls????

Troll is gettin sum ass and that lil 12yr old punk isnt!

hahah just kidding.. its all in funnnnnn

That's like...
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

S4toSTI · 08-23-2006, 07:52 PM

This thread could be cool but it is boring.

Drftpretty · 08-23-2006, 08:00 PM

Whats the difference between Sandy and a 94 Mazda R-spirt Rx7?

I can jerk off for 30 seconds, blow my load, and be over the Rx7's curves.

^Figured I would show Sandy a little love

08-23-2006, 10:36 AM	#1
driftingeric2k4 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canton, NY Member #2026 My Ride: 2000 Ford Mustang GT/C iTrader: (0)	The TST Roast Thread I was watching comedy central and they had the roast of William Shatner. It was hilarious. So, without anyone being whiney bee-otches. Lets start a roast of our own. Bag on each other, each others rides, moms, girls, whatever. But keep in mind, its all in good fun so don't take it personal I'll start. Since there is so much hating on the SRT4's: What is the difference between a **sexual and an SRT4 owner? Even the **sexual won't drive an SRT4 because it is beyond ghey. Let's see what ya got all you shiat talkers!

08-23-2006, 10:45 AM	#2
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	Why couldn't Sandra fix her broken DSM? Cuz she's a woman. __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

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