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poolmike · 03-04-2006, 11:21 PM

So, my buddy Ralph slipped and fell on ice the other morning at one of his customer's driveways. He hit his head on the ground and knocked himself out cold for like 10 minutes, and he broke a finger.

He is unable to work for 2 weeks. He will be sitting at home dizzy w/blurred vision, and a broken finger.

I need to send him 'PoolMike's Head Injury Prevention and Survival Kit'

So far the only thing I got for this 'kit' is a little girls Barbie bicycle helmet.

Any other ideas????

Driven · 03-04-2006, 11:28 PM

Studded snow shoes (put nails through the bottom of an old pair of shoes) and a full body airbag (think some sort of balloons).

WKderF · 03-04-2006, 11:28 PM

dammit, ^ he took my idea^

wrx_snobordr · 03-04-2006, 11:43 PM

smelling salts, one of those 3-d posters and some scrambled porn.

poolmike · 03-05-2006, 08:52 AM

Ahh, this is getting good. I'll go pick this stuff up later today.

sesolcSTI · 03-05-2006, 08:58 AM

Booze.....lots of booze!

MuddyREX · 03-05-2006, 10:54 AM

A lighter and a potato. He'll try to figure out what they are for, and think he really messed up his brain.

TehWagon · 03-05-2006, 11:02 AM

^^

i got nothin, just wanted to point out that this thread is making me giggle

poolmike · 03-05-2006, 12:03 PM

I'm gonna get some cheap WalMart reading glasses - bent in the middle to correct the blurred vision. A disposable, compressed air horn for signaling help, I've fallen and can't get up.

All of this wrapped up and sent courtesy of:
Dewey,Cheatham,&Howe Personal Injury Attorneys

TehWagon · 03-05-2006, 12:14 PM

haha isn't that the firm from cartalk?

BlackBulletTSi · 03-05-2006, 02:14 PM

Get those Iron on tshirt kits and make a shirt thats says something on it. Like "If i'm on the floor make sure I'm ok" iono I got nothing for sayings right now.

WrxJC · 03-05-2006, 03:30 PM

get him a pillow with a belt around it and write, bum bum protector.

03-04-2006, 11:21 PM	#1
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	Ideas Needed! So, my buddy Ralph slipped and fell on ice the other morning at one of his customer's driveways. He hit his head on the ground and knocked himself out cold for like 10 minutes, and he broke a finger. He is unable to work for 2 weeks. He will be sitting at home dizzy w/blurred vision, and a broken finger. I need to send him 'PoolMike's Head Injury Prevention and Survival Kit' So far the only thing I got for this 'kit' is a little girls Barbie bicycle helmet. Any other ideas????

03-04-2006, 11:28 PM	#2
Driven Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: PA Member #336 iTrader: (0)	Studded snow shoes (put nails through the bottom of an old pair of shoes) and a full body airbag (think some sort of balloons). __________________ 08 Evo X - Daily 95 Eclipse - 9.99 at 143 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-04-2006, 11:43 PM	#4
wrx_snobordr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #21 iTrader: (1)	smelling salts, one of those 3-d posters and some scrambled porn. __________________ Stock

03-05-2006, 08:58 AM	#6
sesolcSTI Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Jersey Member #40 My Ride: 2004 WRB WRX STi iTrader: (1)	Booze.....lots of booze! __________________ -2004 WRB WRX STi/ Cobb Stage 2/ 292awhp/304tq TST #40 / HP #009 / Blobeye Syndicate #99 GO PITTSBURGH!

03-05-2006, 10:54 AM	#7
MuddyREX Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #82 My Ride: 02 Subaru WRX iTrader: (4)	A lighter and a potato. He'll try to figure out what they are for, and think he really messed up his brain. __________________ The original, since 1979. <---- 190,000 mile WRX - Gone To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-04-2006, 11:28 PM	#3
WKderF Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Philadelphia Member #30 My Ride: Taste The Beast iTrader: (2)	dammit, ^ he took my idea^

03-05-2006, 08:52 AM	#5
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	Ahh, this is getting good. I'll go pick this stuff up later today.

03-05-2006, 12:03 PM	#9
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	I'm gonna get some cheap WalMart reading glasses - bent in the middle to correct the blurred vision. A disposable, compressed air horn for signaling help, I've fallen and can't get up. All of this wrapped up and sent courtesy of: Dewey,Cheatham,&Howe Personal Injury Attorneys

03-05-2006, 02:14 PM	#11
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	Get those Iron on tshirt kits and make a shirt thats says something on it. Like "If i'm on the floor make sure I'm ok" iono I got nothing for sayings right now. __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

03-05-2006, 03:30 PM	#12
WrxJC Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Feasterville Member #412 My Ride: 2007 Wrx iTrader: (0)	get him a pillow with a belt around it and write, bum bum protector. __________________ formerly wrxjrl

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