Speaking of great ways to wake up...

[99SL2_Modder]

My alarm clock didn't go off this morning, so I was still asleep when I get woken up by:

I bled on a pivotal stretch
Like a clockwork Christ
Bears sore stigmata, bored

So I start singing the song in my head and drift back to sleep and then I think again and I'm like, "Wait a sec, that wouldn't be on the radio, and my comptuer is off.."

So I jump out of bed and run out of my room, and there's my mom...headbanging to my Cradle of Filth - Damnation and a Day CD.

I'm gonna have to cut her access to my CD's...she's starting to scare me...I had to hold her back from jumping in the pits at a Godsmack concert when her knee was still healing.

[SexyDSM95]

Holy crap Cradle of Filth....saw them at Ozzfest

I am so going with your mom this year....

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Holy crap Cradle of Filth....saw them at Ozzfest

I am so going with your mom this year....

My mom saw that Zombie and Mudvayne were going this year, and I think she wants to go now.

My mom is fkin hardcore. She's going up with me to Ohio this summer for a big Saturn bash (all cars welcome, the fastest ones, including the one that smoked the SS, will be there; dyno, food, shirts, and a track, among others) and she's gonna dyno her car and run it on the quarter.

And she went Skydiving at one point last year, went and got a tattoo...and most of my friends call my mom a milf. It's quite disturbing.

[Twin_Cam]

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

(all cars welcome, the fastest ones, including the one that smoked the SS, will be there...

If he gets a new turbo in time. Silly Azn. If that car is there, I'm going to hump it

Anyway, yea, moms listening to Godsmack and such. That's badass.

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by Twin_Cam

If he gets a new turbo in time. Silly Azn. If that car is there, I'm going to hump it

Anyway, yea, moms listening to Godsmack and such. That's badass.

Stupid Azn. Hey Jeff...I noticed you haven't pitched in to teh "Svn teh Azn Snzazn.". Come on, the faster we get 700 bucks, the faster Ian's car will get back on the road and smoke more cars.

[1988 Olds]

Bring her up to RR. My mom's car is faster then your moms lol

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by 1988 Olds

Bring her up to RR. My mom's car is faster then your moms lol

Probably. My mom drives a Saturn Ion QC3.

140hp and a non-shifting automatic. Gotta love those variable RPM tranny's.

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

Probably. My mom drives a Saturn Ion QC3.

140hp and a non-shifting automatic. Gotta love those variable RPM tranny's.

Actually I rented a Saturn for like a week. I netural slammed the crap out of that thing and it actually picked up real well. It sucked though because it only revved up to like 4.5RPMS when I would slam it in netural.

[272sWrx]

yeah american cars dont do good neutral drops. they mostly clunk. lol jap cars like this rental car i got hyndai elantra would light up everytime i did it.

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Actually I rented a Saturn for like a week. I netural slammed the crap out of that thing and it actually picked up real well. It sucked though because it only revved up to like 4.5RPMS when I would slam it in netural.

They have nice grip from neutral drops, until you bald the tires a bit. Neutral drop mine and I bet you'll spin. You can spin from a stop, and I have no low-end. My mom and I have to race. Just because. Gonna ask if she wants to race it tonight or something. >) I'll get our "closed course" videocamera. Roll from 40!