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Maxxdsix · 05-31-2010, 02:42 PM

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is
an error in the grade?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

I lol'd

R22B · 05-31-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Maxxdsix

I lol'd

Hahahaha

Fujito · 05-31-2010, 03:03 PM

I DON'T GET IT GUyS!

Maxxdsix · 05-31-2010, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fujito

I DON'T GET IT GUyS!

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DPancoast · 05-31-2010, 04:00 PM

lol thats amazing

OutToWinPAHC · 05-31-2010, 04:09 PM

I think it would work better if he were a Proctologist, you know going in from the ass end and all.

Saab93Aero · 05-31-2010, 04:13 PM

mckpat03 · 05-31-2010, 04:21 PM

I needed that hahaha. Thanks for the lulz.

93rx7r1 · 05-31-2010, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OutToWinPAHC

I think it would work better if he were a Proctologist, you know going in from the ass end and all.

That is the way I had heard it years ago. Old, but still a pretty good joke.

Rapture · 05-31-2010, 10:19 PM

haha thats a good one. i laughed

YeahIdriveaVW · 06-07-2010, 04:18 PM

lol I guess it makes sense...he must be good with his hands

05-31-2010, 04:21 PM	#8
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