Funny Automobile Sayings/Stickers - TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast

SvicksTc · 12-01-2008, 03:14 AM

List up some of the funny things you heard about cars or funny sayings in reference to cars this can included stickers and decals such as the calvin pissin on the v-tec etc...

examples:

Why V-tec when there is VVTL-i
Boost gets you Laid
Blow the driver not the Truck
Traction is for the Slow
V-Tec= Virtual Torque less Economy Car
Spraying N02 is like having sex with a hot girl with STD's you want to hit it but are afraid of the consquences *or something like that*
Turbo Lag was created to give V-8s a Chance
Imports are like Tampons every P*ssy has one

Lets hear em.....

Eclipse GSX 61 · 12-01-2008, 03:33 AM

Being Blown is Better... PERIOD

Instigator1225 · 12-01-2008, 03:37 AM

Boost for boobies!!!!!

tdmopar59 · 12-01-2008, 03:40 AM

v-tec.... all the lag without the turbo!

SvicksTc · 12-01-2008, 03:42 AM

So your saying your Honda (or any car with...) has 1.8 liters where my Mt. Dew has 2

TGilb2007 · 12-01-2008, 10:22 AM

If you ain't rubbin', you ain't dubbin ...
GO WIDE - One for the strech tires crowd

Elliott18t · 12-01-2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvicksTc

So your saying your Honda (or any car with...) has 1.8 liters where my Mt. Dew has 2

heyyyy.... the 1.8t Nevar loses!

Scapegoat · 12-01-2008, 10:46 AM

i'm gonna get a bumper sticker made that says, "car section is that way" with this url: http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/...splay.php?f=29

Honest_Bob · 12-01-2008, 11:03 AM

Someone on here with a blue wrx had one of those green ribbon stickers that said "I love pancakes". Pearl maybe?? I still laugh when I think about it.

012.5RS · 12-01-2008, 11:08 AM

Big boys get blown, baby's get the bottle.

when i finally get my blown 77 t/a i want(yea i know mullet) I'm gonna get a sticker that says something like: dont worry... its just a loose fan belt.

Foolinaround · 08-16-2009, 10:42 PM

On a quiet night,you can hear a chevy rust.

Willdue · 08-16-2009, 11:08 PM

81rabbitd · 08-17-2009, 12:26 AM

whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

wil524 · 08-17-2009, 12:08 PM

Band-aid looking sticker with "Stupid Hurts", seen it on crack bumpers and lips

BradC · 08-17-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 81rabbitd

whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

False.

nissan240syan · 08-17-2009, 05:30 PM

Im not a drifter i just crash a lot

mg23 · 08-17-2009, 05:43 PM

torque is how hard you hit the wall, horsepower is how far you take the wall with you

240sxDann · 08-17-2009, 06:14 PM

"I missed second and my vtec didn't engage! Stupid AFC!"

Oh wait thats ricer excuses, wrong thread.

TGilb2007 · 08-17-2009, 06:22 PM

No bags No Switches No Fat Bitches

Another slammed car one (for static drops only)

turbotC · 08-17-2009, 06:28 PM

saw this one on a blown c5 vette

"As I walk through the valley of rice, I fear no turbo"

12-01-2008, 03:14 AM	#1
SvicksTc Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Spoolin a Snail Member #7395 My Ride: Nike 6.0 iTrader: (1)	Funny Automobile Sayings/Stickers List up some of the funny things you heard about cars or funny sayings in reference to cars this can included stickers and decals such as the calvin pissin on the v-tec etc... examples: Why V-tec when there is VVTL-i Boost gets you Laid Blow the driver not the Truck Traction is for the Slow V-Tec= Virtual Torque less Economy Car Spraying N02 is like having sex with a hot girl with STD's you want to hit it but are afraid of the consquences or something like that Turbo Lag was created to give V-8s a Chance Imports are like Tampons every Pssy has one Lets hear em..... __________________ Why V-tec When there is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.* ? \|Nikon\| Twitter: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-01-2008, 03:33 AM	#2
Eclipse GSX 61 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Perkasie, PA Member #7996 My Ride: 14' Mercedes C300 iTrader: (2)	Being Blown is Better... PERIOD __________________ 97 GSX (sold) 05 SRT 4 ACR (sold) 02 RSX

12-01-2008, 03:42 AM	#5
SvicksTc Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Spoolin a Snail Member #7395 My Ride: Nike 6.0 iTrader: (1)	So your saying your Honda (or any car with...) has 1.8 liters where my Mt. Dew has 2 __________________ Why V-tec When there is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. ? \|Nikon\| Twitter: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-01-2008, 10:22 AM	#6
TGilb2007 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Newark, DE/Providence, RI Member #3189 My Ride: 2006 Chevy Cobalt iTrader: (0)	If you ain't rubbin', you ain't dubbin ... GO WIDE - One for the strech tires crowd __________________ 06 Cobalt LT (Daily) / 99 W Cabrio (Project)

12-01-2008, 11:03 AM	#9
Honest_Bob TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Easton, PA Member #1179 My Ride: 05 WRX Wagon iTrader: (2)	Someone on here with a blue wrx had one of those green ribbon stickers that said "I love pancakes". Pearl maybe?? I still laugh when I think about it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-01-2008, 03:37 AM	#3
Instigator1225 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: C-Town Member #6848 My Ride: hate mobile. iTrader: (0)	Boost for boobies!!!!!

12-01-2008, 03:40 AM	#4
tdmopar59 Tri-State Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: 215 Member #7808 My Ride: 09 Jetta 96 f-150 iTrader: (0)	v-tec.... all the lag without the turbo!

12-01-2008, 10:46 AM	#8
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	i'm gonna get a bumper sticker made that says, "car section is that way" with this url: http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/...splay.php?f=29

12-01-2008, 11:08 AM	#10
012.5RS Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bucks County Member #1071 My Ride: 2001 Stage 4 2.0RS---RIP, 2002 WRX Wagon, 1995 Impreza L iTrader: (1)	Big boys get blown, baby's get the bottle. when i finally get my blown 77 t/a i want(yea i know mullet) I'm gonna get a sticker that says something like: dont worry... its just a loose fan belt. __________________ Power is nothing without control

08-16-2009, 10:42 PM	#11
Foolinaround TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: McGuire AFB Member #9448 My Ride: 2016 GTI SE w/PP/Boeing C-17 Globemaster III iTrader: (2)	On a quiet night,you can hear a chevy rust.

08-16-2009, 11:08 PM	#12
Willdue Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Catasaqua Member #2000 My Ride: To many VW's iTrader: (3)	__________________ Mark IV. Wayyy out there.

08-17-2009, 12:26 AM	#13
81rabbitd Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver, PA Member #7044 My Ride: 1981 rabbit 1991 golf 2004 golf 91 XJ iTrader: (0)	whoever said there was no replacement for displacement must have never seen a turbo

08-17-2009, 12:08 PM	#14
wil524 Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Telford, PA Member #14349 My Ride: 1992 BMW 325i/M, 2008 Honda Fit, 2004 Honda 599 iTrader: (0)	Band-aid looking sticker with "Stupid Hurts", seen it on crack bumpers and lips

08-17-2009, 05:30 PM	#16
nissan240syan Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glen Mills -West Chester .................... Member #3923 My Ride: 95 240sx SE, EVO 8, 97 240sx SE iTrader: (1)	Im not a drifter i just crash a lot

08-17-2009, 05:43 PM	#17
mg23 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Philadelphia Member #6216 My Ride: 2008 Nissan 350z iTrader: (1)	torque is how hard you hit the wall, horsepower is how far you take the wall with you

08-17-2009, 06:22 PM	#19
TGilb2007 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Newark, DE/Providence, RI Member #3189 My Ride: 2006 Chevy Cobalt iTrader: (0)	No bags No Switches No Fat Bitches Another slammed car one (for static drops only) __________________ 06 Cobalt LT (Daily) / 99 W Cabrio (Project)

08-17-2009, 06:28 PM	#20
turbotC Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Wilmington, DE Member #13955 My Ride: 99 Impreza RS iTrader: (0)	saw this one on a blown c5 vette "As I walk through the valley of rice, I fear no turbo" __________________ I like my cars like my women, stripped and caged.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Sayings/words/phrases that you hate.	ASIAN JUL	Off-Topic	83	11-16-2008 01:39 AM
funny "left the building" sayings	pearl	Off-Topic	20	06-21-2008 04:51 PM
some recent shots of my automobile	garrettej8	Gallery	28	03-02-2008 07:42 PM
Sun Automobile in stock at 201 Motorsports once again!	201Motorsports	(Past Vendors)	5	02-15-2008 02:32 PM
Signs to hold up to other cars on the road... help me think of good sayings!	TROLL	Off-Topic	37	07-12-2006 10:50 PM