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4DR_DB7 · 08-12-2009, 07:46 PM

I've decided that this ridiculous BS from the democrats is enough. We as American citizens deserve more chocolate chips in our cookies. I work my ass everyday and I'm quite sure in the Constitution it clearly says that all citizens have a right to as many chocolate chips as they want.

I've determined that there are not enough, and I know many people across the country feel the same as me. We're not going to put up with it anymore. Damn Obama.

c0nfl1kt · 08-12-2009, 07:49 PM

I ate one the other day and clearly counted 97 chips. I am dissapoint.

4DR_DB7 · 08-12-2009, 07:58 PM

DAMN THAT OBAMA! He's racist, I bet he's putting more chocolate chips in Chips Ahoys in predominantly black neighborhoods, while us poor, discouraged white folk have to deal with the lesser-chipped cookies. God why can't we just annoint Sarah Palin president now!?!

c0nfl1kt · 08-12-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 4DR_DB7

DAMN THAT OBAMA! He's racist, I bet he's putting more chocolate chips in Chips Ahoys in predominantly black neighborhoods, while us poor, discouraged white folk have to deal with the lesser-chipped cookies. God why can't we just annoint Sarah Palin president now!?!

I'm serious! Sarah Bandanna would have given me the other 3 chocolate chips on my cookie. This commie bastard needs to go back to Harvard law school and learn more about supply and demand. FREEDOM IS IN DEMAND NOT SOVIET STYLE SOCIALIMS!!!!!!111

FocusDude · 08-12-2009, 09:23 PM

Finally something the American people really feel passionately about, something we can get behind.

My bag of Chips-Ahoy from Wal-Mart averages 56 chips a cookie...

ndubz · 08-12-2009, 10:23 PM

I will happily sign this.

the more chips the better

Proven · 08-13-2009, 05:54 AM

Obama is the true cookie monster!!! He is "chipping" at our freedoms one day at a time. When will it stop!! I heard he shook hands with the owner of the Ritz cracker company at a meeting, it’s all connected people, don't be so blind!! Barack and Mr. Ritz plan on taking over the country one bite at a time. I'll even yell this on TV, which will prove it’s the truth!!

If you don’t believe this you are stupid, not American, a terrorists, socialist!, and a sheep!!!!!

Proven · 08-13-2009, 06:06 AM

(this is good haha!)

PROOF!! He is trying to take over the chip industry!

c0nfl1kt · 08-13-2009, 06:09 AM

^THERE IS VIRTUALLY NO CHIPS IN THEM COOKIES WTFFFF!!!!

Proven · 08-13-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by c0nfl1kt

^THERE IS VIRTUALLY NO CHIPS IN THEM COOKIES WTFFFF!!!!

He is slowly replaceing them with pictures of himself cause he's our ruler. He saw how we bow to the chips of chocolate, he is forcing us to bow to him.. Can't you people see what’s going on?? Open your eyes and start making rumors up like I am, its the new American way to get what you want.

(this is fun)

ASIAN JUL · 08-13-2009, 10:29 AM

Wnat the snit is going on in hurr?

4DR_DB7 · 08-13-2009, 10:31 AM

ZOMGROFL! :D Did you just make those cookies for this thread? I am SH!***G myself laughing right now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proven

(this is good haha!)

PROOF!! He is trying to take over the chip industry!

Proven · 08-13-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4DR_DB7

ZOMGROFL! :D Did you just make those cookies for this thread? I am SH!***G myself laughing right now!

Ha! No I didn't make them. I did a quick search for chocolate chips because I was looking for a huge pile to say Obama is storing the extras. Didn't find anything good so searched "Obama chocolate chips" and **** myself laughing when I saw that and had to share.

Yes, I was bored!

den9 · 08-13-2009, 07:32 PM

is this suppose to be an onion article?

08-12-2009, 07:46 PM	#1
4DR_DB7 Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Outside Philly, on the good side Member #13599 My Ride: 97 Acura Teg iTrader: (0)	Sign this petition keeping more chocalate chips in Chips-Ahoy Cookies I've decided that this ridiculous BS from the democrats is enough. We as American citizens deserve more chocolate chips in our cookies. I work my ass everyday and I'm quite sure in the Constitution it clearly says that all citizens have a right to as many chocolate chips as they want. I've determined that there are not enough, and I know many people across the country feel the same as me. We're not going to put up with it anymore. Damn Obama.

08-12-2009, 09:23 PM	#5
FocusDude Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lower Lower Bucks Member #6269 My Ride: 01 Focus ZX3 iTrader: (0)	Finally something the American people really feel passionately about, something we can get behind. My bag of Chips-Ahoy from Wal-Mart averages 56 chips a cookie... __________________ 2001 Ford Focus ZX3 - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

08-13-2009, 05:54 AM	#7
Proven Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2006 Member #1547 My Ride: 99 RS-WRX iTrader: (0)	Obama is the true cookie monster!!! He is "chipping" at our freedoms one day at a time. When will it stop!! I heard he shook hands with the owner of the Ritz cracker company at a meeting, it’s all connected people, don't be so blind!! Barack and Mr. Ritz plan on taking over the country one bite at a time. I'll even yell this on TV, which will prove it’s the truth!! If you don’t believe this you are stupid, not American, a terrorists, socialist!, and a sheep!!!!! __________________ If they don't make it... Build it!

08-13-2009, 06:06 AM	#8
Proven Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2006 Member #1547 My Ride: 99 RS-WRX iTrader: (0)	(this is good haha!) PROOF!! He is trying to take over the chip industry! __________________ If they don't make it... Build it!

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08-12-2009, 07:58 PM	#3
4DR_DB7 Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Outside Philly, on the good side Member #13599 My Ride: 97 Acura Teg iTrader: (0)	DAMN THAT OBAMA! He's racist, I bet he's putting more chocolate chips in Chips Ahoys in predominantly black neighborhoods, while us poor, discouraged white folk have to deal with the lesser-chipped cookies. God why can't we just annoint Sarah Palin president now!?!

08-12-2009, 10:23 PM	#6
ndubz Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: tristate area Member #6107 iTrader: (1)	I will happily sign this. the more chips the better

08-13-2009, 07:32 PM	#14
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	is this suppose to be an onion article?