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CHAOS · 10-09-2008, 09:56 AM

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yeap. ****.

~Brian~ · 10-09-2008, 10:29 AM

um, what?

C'DALERIDER · 10-09-2008, 10:44 AM

LOL's X's 85billion!!!!!!
Very interesting history on Palin's husband. Very interestinig for sure.

The Chaos Economic Recovery PLan

Hi Pals,

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college - it'll be there

Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car - create jobs

Invest in the market - capital drives growth

Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

~Brian~ · 10-09-2008, 10:50 AM

That honestly sounds like one hell of a plan!

Its just too bad it will never happen.

ASIAN JUL · 10-09-2008, 10:58 AM

2nd to last picture..FTW.

Erik · 10-09-2008, 11:00 AM

if AIG would be liquidated, that would give those smaller companies a better chance to rise, correct? Wouldnt that eliminate the "monopoly" effect that AIG has (being how big the company is) and boosting the moral, business, and job market in those smaller companies?

as for a citizen bail out, that would be awesome. Idk about ever 18+ but instead family. I think if we gave out that much money, evenw ith taxes coming out, a ton of it would be spend in the underground economy such as drugs, used private cars, ebay ****, ect ect ect. I think if it was directed toward the head of a household, it would actually return something -- assuming it would actually happen

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Palins daughter is hot as hell.

C'DALERIDER · 10-09-2008, 11:53 AM

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Palins daughter is hot as hell.

we looking at the same picture?

ASIAN JUL · 10-09-2008, 01:01 PM

Erik · 10-09-2008, 08:38 PM

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we looking at the same picture?

2nd to last?

Chris215 · 10-09-2008, 08:44 PM

I don't know what this thread is about, but I see pictures lol..

Xavier · 10-09-2008, 08:50 PM

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2nd to last?

The orange shirt is what does it for me.

Renegade_ · 10-09-2008, 08:56 PM

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The orange shirt is what does it for me.

Erik · 10-09-2008, 09:06 PM

wut? The other chick. To the right. She popped a kid right?

ASIAN JUL · 10-09-2008, 09:18 PM

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Palins daughter is hot as hell.

The one that's pregnant or the middle daughter?

sherwood · 10-09-2008, 09:28 PM

prego could get it.

den9 · 10-09-2008, 09:39 PM

den9 · 10-09-2008, 09:46 PM

den9 · 10-09-2008, 09:59 PM

this made me lol but its ****ed up

den9 · 10-09-2008, 10:01 PM

HAHAHAHA

Erik · 10-09-2008, 10:03 PM

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The one that's pregnant or the middle daughter?

the oldest one that wouldn't make me a pedobear

10-09-2008, 10:44 AM	#3
C'DALERIDER Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: PHOENIXVILLE Member #1064 My Ride: '04WRX,'06STI;WRBX2,850awhp iTrader: (0)	LOL's X's 85billion!!!!!! Very interesting history on Palin's husband. Very interestinig for sure. The Chaos Economic Recovery PLan Hi Pals, I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We Deserve It Dividend'. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a 'We Deserve It Dividend'. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car - create jobs Invest in the market - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't. Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work." But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC. And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic __________________ The wheel in front of me twitches and pulses with enormous energy as it tries desperately to pull away from my gasping breaths. My legs ache, the pain beginning deep, unbelievably deep, slowly creeping up through the layers of my consciousness, finally reaching the threshold where my struggle to ignore it is overcome and it comes gushing out in great spasms. Last edited by C'DALERIDER; 10-09-2008 at 10:46 AM.

10-09-2008, 11:00 AM	#6
Erik Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glenside, PA Member #1962 My Ride: 2001 Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo iTrader: (4)	if AIG would be liquidated, that would give those smaller companies a better chance to rise, correct? Wouldnt that eliminate the "monopoly" effect that AIG has (being how big the company is) and boosting the moral, business, and job market in those smaller companies? as for a citizen bail out, that would be awesome. Idk about ever 18+ but instead family. I think if we gave out that much money, evenw ith taxes coming out, a ton of it would be spend in the underground economy such as drugs, used private cars, ebay ***, ect ect ect. I think if it was directed toward the head of a household, it would actually return something -- assuming it would actually happen edit-- Palins daughter is hot as hell. __________________ --Eric '96 Mazda Miata \| FM V-Maxx Coilovers \| Jackson Racing Exhaust/Intake GONE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.* 01' Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo \| Daily \| NoMods

10-09-2008, 08:44 PM	#10
Chris215 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Philly Member #5115 My Ride: 08 WRX iTrader: (0)	I don't know what this thread is about, but I see pictures lol.. Last edited by Chris215; 10-09-2008 at 08:54 PM.

10-09-2008, 09:06 PM	#13
Erik Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Glenside, PA Member #1962 My Ride: 2001 Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo iTrader: (4)	wut? The other chick. To the right. She popped a kid right? __________________ --Eric '96 Mazda Miata \| FM V-Maxx Coilovers \| Jackson Racing Exhaust/Intake GONE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 01' Audi A6 2.7 Twin Turbo \| Daily \| NoMods

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den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	Last edited by den9; 10-09-2008 at 09:53 PM.

10-09-2008, 09:39 PM	#16
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)

10-09-2008, 09:59 PM	#18
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	this made me lol but its ****ed up

10-09-2008, 10:01 PM	#19
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	HAHAHAHA Last edited by den9; 10-09-2008 at 10:06 PM.

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