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Crzyguy972 · 07-02-2005, 06:03 PM

just to lighten the mood i created a thread for some of the best jokes everyone knows just post them below

DoubleOughtCel · 07-02-2005, 06:31 PM

I don't know any jokes that will get by the TST ****ing sensor.

LSHatch · 07-02-2005, 06:43 PM

So a guy walks into a bar....

and says "ouch."

Crzyguy972 · 07-02-2005, 06:45 PM

go this one off of a popsicle stick
whats the funniest bone

the trombone

piratius · 07-02-2005, 06:45 PM

Better Idea. Someone writes one line, then someone writes the following line, and we write a story. This is TST, so it's bound to be good, and full of post whoring. If you can't think of something, creatively end the sentance and start a new one

So these three guys wanted to form a band...

Crzyguy972 · 07-02-2005, 06:47 PM

but they had no cash so they had to....

LSHatch · 07-02-2005, 06:48 PM

sell their bodies in order to get their wizard hats

Crzyguy972 · 07-02-2005, 06:49 PM

but there wizard hats didnt fit their heads so they put it in the

Jeffros Spec V · 07-02-2005, 06:57 PM

bowl of jelly. The jelly was grape and they only liked strawberry so they decided to...

LSHatch · 07-02-2005, 06:58 PM

go on a rampage and start killing off.....

DoubleOughtCel · 07-02-2005, 06:59 PM

all the kids who drove CRX's and then

Crzyguy972 · 07-02-2005, 07:21 PM

they went to chuckey cheese to check otu the

PhillyGsx · 07-03-2005, 12:44 PM

commotion, as micheal jackson was there and the cops said

Freak Foot · 07-03-2005, 02:27 PM

"Listen kids, despite what he is telling you, Mr. Jackson is NOT a ride." So they left in search of the gayest thread ever which took them too...

LSHatch · 07-03-2005, 02:33 PM

spelling and grammar threads because freak foot can't use the word too correctly. So tristatetuners continued to.....

Crzyguy972 · 07-03-2005, 04:38 PM

go like this

but then

piratius · 07-03-2005, 05:58 PM

They realized the banana dance wasn't good enough, especially after Gwen Stefani's song, so they decided instead to...

Jeffros Spec V · 07-03-2005, 09:37 PM

spell the word bananas instead of doing the dance. Once the entire country knew how to spell the word 'bananas" the entire country decided to...........

WRX27 · 07-03-2005, 11:17 PM

get drunk and do the macarena, meanwhile.....

272sWrx · 07-03-2005, 11:22 PM

i was at a massive fornication party and...

07-02-2005, 06:03 PM	#1
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	joke thread just to lighten the mood i created a thread for some of the best jokes everyone knows just post them below

07-02-2005, 06:43 PM	#3
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	So a guy walks into a bar.... and says "ouch." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

07-02-2005, 06:45 PM	#5
piratius Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern Virginia Member #265 iTrader: (0)	Better Idea. Someone writes one line, then someone writes the following line, and we write a story. This is TST, so it's bound to be good, and full of post whoring. If you can't think of something, creatively end the sentance and start a new one So these three guys wanted to form a band... __________________ 2000 Twin Turbo v6 Mustang - My car has made a woman scream, how about yours?

07-02-2005, 06:48 PM	#7
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	sell their bodies in order to get their wizard hats __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

07-02-2005, 06:58 PM	#10
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	go on a rampage and start killing off..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

07-02-2005, 06:47 PM	#6
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	but they had no cash so they had to....

07-02-2005, 06:49 PM	#8
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	but there wizard hats didnt fit their heads so they put it in the

07-02-2005, 06:57 PM	#9
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	bowl of jelly. The jelly was grape and they only liked strawberry so they decided to...

07-02-2005, 07:21 PM	#12
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	they went to chuckey cheese to check otu the

07-03-2005, 12:44 PM	#13
PhillyGsx Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Member #157 iTrader: (0)	commotion, as micheal jackson was there and the cops said

07-03-2005, 02:27 PM	#14
Freak Foot Tri-State Training Wheels Join Date: Jul 2005 Member #611 iTrader: (0)	"Listen kids, despite what he is telling you, Mr. Jackson is NOT a ride." So they left in search of the gayest thread ever which took them too... __________________ I takes 1500 nuts to put a car together, and only one to scatter it all over the road - some wise guy

07-03-2005, 02:33 PM	#15
LSHatch Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sin City Member #260 My Ride: G3Fizzle iTrader: (0)	spelling and grammar threads because freak foot can't use the word too correctly. So tristatetuners continued to..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

07-03-2005, 04:38 PM	#16
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	go like this but then

07-03-2005, 05:58 PM	#17
piratius Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern Virginia Member #265 iTrader: (0)	They realized the banana dance wasn't good enough, especially after Gwen Stefani's song, so they decided instead to... __________________ 2000 Twin Turbo v6 Mustang - My car has made a woman scream, how about yours?

07-03-2005, 09:37 PM	#18
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	spell the word bananas instead of doing the dance. Once the entire country knew how to spell the word 'bananas" the entire country decided to...........

07-03-2005, 11:17 PM	#19
WRX27 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Work Member #363 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX Sedan iTrader: (0)	get drunk and do the macarena, meanwhile.....

07-03-2005, 11:22 PM	#20
272sWrx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: D-town Member #281 iTrader: (0)	i was at a massive fornication party and... __________________ 03 silver wrx-Sold 2013 Genesis Coupe 6spd(gran premio gray) SFR tuned.

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