Best thing I've read in a while...

[xEJ20x]

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.


You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams's plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediatel y, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anythin g.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."

"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

[97TurboDSM]

couldnt have said it better myself.

[STI_wagon]

That's great..

[Buster]

that wookie always makes me laugh.

[wrx_snobordr]

Originally Posted by Buster

that wookie always makes me laugh.

HA HA HA

Well put Mr. Williams. I wonder if he was serious... if so that is a pretty right wing stance for old Rob to take up.

[Sincere]

Thats very old and i dont think it was really said by him but i dont know.

[DoubleOughtCel]

He's on the ball, though.

[preets22]

He's got a huge point on the learning English part. My parents are immigrants (from India...if you need to know) but I was born and raised here.

It makes me mad how there is all these signs in Spanish and stuff like that.......or how the stupid ATM always ask me English or Spanish...........how come they dont have to learn???.........its all these companies faults for giving them an option for another language because then they aren't forced to learn English.

I know my parents had to learn English.........and yea it took em a while.........they been here for like 30 years or so and kind of still have an accent but a regular English speaking person can understand them.

Sorry for my rant

[james_ls]

Perfect.

LoL. Robin Williams is the man. Plain and simple.

[jc8889]

He should get paid for his ideas and thoughts. Well done.

[Snoozie]

Originally Posted by Buster

that wookie always makes me laugh.

haha! I love Robin Williams

[xEJ20x]

If you think about it. And I mean really consider it.
It seems that the minority/minorities are really runnin the country.
Anytime they consider idea/cause/etc to be racist of any sorts, its usually immediately changed in fear of protest.

The amusing thing is a black guy my dad works said this.

[JNZTuning]

Wow.

Flashback to the Ted Nugent/(insert one of 10 other people it was attributed to in various FWD e-mails here) rant from years ago.