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poolmike · 08-20-2006, 11:02 PM

I just got a phone call 10 minutes ago. A woman in Quakertown went to turn on her spa and messed something up, saying she has water leaking out of pipes and $h!t. She wants me to come out NOW...since her friends are there and they want to use the spa. I said " my 'NOW' price, at 10:30ish on a Sunday nite is $350 to step on your property + $100/hour plus parts, regardless if I can fix it tonite or not."

She said ' cool, how fast can you get here?'

Me: 11:45

This should be really interesting. I gots to go.....

igo4bmx · 08-20-2006, 11:13 PM

WOW nice

if you get gang raped by a bunch of old farts, take pics

WKderF · 08-20-2006, 11:14 PM

hells yeah, im stayin up to read the end of this one, lets just hope i dont have to call out of work & get fired just to read the end, lol.

gary · 08-20-2006, 11:21 PM

subscribed... waiting for old saggy boob pics! =)

den9 · 08-20-2006, 11:24 PM

u better fix it, cuz id be pissed if i were her, plus she wont call u again. for 350 bucks she prolly thought u were a giggalo and they r expecting u to pleasure 5 old ladys

201Motorsports · 08-20-2006, 11:24 PM

This will turn out to be a supermodel's house... I just now it. :Cue a story somewhat similar to one of DrftPretty's: (I'm hoping, at least)

Gorilla Unit 33 · 08-20-2006, 11:27 PM

wow sounds like a party

S4toSTI · 08-20-2006, 11:42 PM

Well **** for that much money you want a business partner. Seriously tho i bet this end with they were really hot milfs all with rich husbands and were wasted.

BlackBulletTSi · 08-21-2006, 12:32 AM

This outta turn into a good story.

james_ls · 08-21-2006, 02:07 AM

I'm waiting for a story...

gary · 08-21-2006, 02:09 AM

Yea I say BAN if no story before I get off work....

poolmike · 08-21-2006, 06:17 AM

Well, it was mostly uneventful. A bunch of middle age women having a little party. They were all trashed on hard liquor.

One of them turned a valve on the pool equipment stopping all water flow, and a pipe blew out of the pump shooting water out like an open hydrant. A quick replumb and I was out of there by 1 a.m.

gary · 08-21-2006, 06:20 AM

=( you couldn't have made something up? Although you did get that in before I left work. Good job for making my boring life seem eventful. Haha.

MPowerKai · 08-21-2006, 09:10 AM

Pool Mike = Bill Gates. True Story.

Broken5hift · 08-21-2006, 09:20 AM

you should of walked in wearing nothing but a yellow banana hammock

C'DALERIDER · 08-21-2006, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

you should of walked in wearing nothing but a yellow banana hammock

+1234, ya, you could have made something up. Can you at least try. My life is pretty boring without TST

R33P3R007 · 08-21-2006, 10:55 AM

yeah.. WTF... you coulda taken one for the team.

Scapegoat · 08-21-2006, 11:04 AM

poolmike, want to hire me? I spent the summer working on electrical wiring for pool equipment a few years ago :-D

poolmike · 08-21-2006, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPowerKai

Pool Mike = Bill Gates. True Story.

I didn't charge my normal million dollars. I figured that the girl who called was probably wasted when she agreed to my offer, and she would be REALLY mad when reality set in and she was $450 in te hole.

As far as the setting goes....there was absolutely NO interest in men whatsoever. Not even a little. And they weren't the type that I wanted to witness in action. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Broken5hift · 08-21-2006, 11:35 AM

did they have to move their boobs so they didnt sit on them?

08-20-2006, 11:02 PM	#1
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	The beauty of being self employed I just got a phone call 10 minutes ago. A woman in Quakertown went to turn on her spa and messed something up, saying she has water leaking out of pipes and $h!t. She wants me to come out NOW...since her friends are there and they want to use the spa. I said " my 'NOW' price, at 10:30ish on a Sunday nite is $350 to step on your property + $100/hour plus parts, regardless if I can fix it tonite or not." She said ' cool, how fast can you get here?' Me: 11:45 This should be really interesting. I gots to go..... __________________ 2012 Honda Accord Touring 1968 Kaiser M715 FrankenJeep 1947 Dodge 1.5 Ton Resto-mod 1937 Ford pick-up 1950 Crosley Farm-o-Road

08-20-2006, 11:13 PM	#2
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	WOW nice if you get gang raped by a bunch of old farts, take pics __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

08-20-2006, 11:27 PM	#7
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08-21-2006, 12:32 AM	#9
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08-21-2006, 02:07 AM	#10
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08-20-2006, 11:14 PM	#3
WKderF Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Philadelphia Member #30 My Ride: Taste The Beast iTrader: (2)	hells yeah, im stayin up to read the end of this one, lets just hope i dont have to call out of work & get fired just to read the end, lol.

08-20-2006, 11:21 PM	#4
gary Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northampton, PA Member #1638 My Ride: 2004 Hyundai Tiburon iTrader: (1)	subscribed... waiting for old saggy boob pics! =)

08-20-2006, 11:24 PM	#5
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	u better fix it, cuz id be pissed if i were her, plus she wont call u again. for 350 bucks she prolly thought u were a giggalo and they r expecting u to pleasure 5 old ladys

08-20-2006, 11:24 PM	#6
201Motorsports Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2125 My Ride: 2003 Mitsubishi Evolution 8 iTrader: (0)	This will turn out to be a supermodel's house... I just now it. :Cue a story somewhat similar to one of DrftPretty's: (I'm hoping, at least)

08-21-2006, 02:09 AM	#11
gary Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northampton, PA Member #1638 My Ride: 2004 Hyundai Tiburon iTrader: (1)	Yea I say BAN if no story before I get off work....

08-21-2006, 06:17 AM	#12
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	Well, it was mostly uneventful. A bunch of middle age women having a little party. They were all trashed on hard liquor. One of them turned a valve on the pool equipment stopping all water flow, and a pipe blew out of the pump shooting water out like an open hydrant. A quick replumb and I was out of there by 1 a.m. __________________ 2012 Honda Accord Touring 1968 Kaiser M715 FrankenJeep 1947 Dodge 1.5 Ton Resto-mod 1937 Ford pick-up 1950 Crosley Farm-o-Road

08-21-2006, 06:20 AM	#13
gary Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northampton, PA Member #1638 My Ride: 2004 Hyundai Tiburon iTrader: (1)	=( you couldn't have made something up? Although you did get that in before I left work. Good job for making my boring life seem eventful. Haha.

08-21-2006, 09:20 AM	#15
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	you should of walked in wearing nothing but a yellow banana hammock

08-21-2006, 11:04 AM	#18
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	poolmike, want to hire me? I spent the summer working on electrical wiring for pool equipment a few years ago :-D

08-21-2006, 11:35 AM	#20
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	did they have to move their boobs so they didnt sit on them?

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