How not to pick up a girl...

[Gorilla Unit 33]

well yeah heres my night.

ok its 11 sumtin the Clark movie or whatever just ended and i start playin some paradise poker. time passes and its now a little after 12 and i give my friend heads up to take me home whenever hes ready. were driving enjoying some music and we get stuck about 9/10ths of a mile away from my house at a Red light. were chilling there miding our own, then i look to the lower left of my poriferal vision and see this chick wearing a white tank top and yellow shorts... me and my friend are like DAM! whos this? she looked good even from a far we can tell she had a nice body (not one of them good from far, far from good girls). so the light turns green and as my buddy throws on his left turn signal he by accident puts on the high beams (its a honda thing thats so easy to do by accident). we end up blinding the girl she has to put up her arms to cover her face then we realize to turn them off. as we get closer i see that this isnt just some good looking blonde girl, it's one of them how do u say it... MILFS! both our jaws drop and some how as we come up on this girl i get the words "hey whats going on?!" out of my mouth. Now this is when my friend stops right next to her a second later im like "you ok?" she replied yeah "you just blinded me" i apoligized in return sayin "well you can blind me if you want" she laughed and me and my friend are sitting there smiling our asses off. she asked what we were doing and so on and so fourth and then it came down to the last three replys...

me:"well you want a ride?"
she:"maybe... you look firmilair, do i know you"
me: (thinkin ohh **** she knows my mom! or my dad... im going to get my ass whooped if my parents find out im out here tryin to pick up there friends LMFAO)
then i say:"i hope so..."

well yes ! there it was just as im thinkin damn gonna smash it with the milf tonight!...

But then....

Not 1 Not 2 Not 3 Not 4 Not 5 Not 6 Not 7 Not 8 Not 9 BUT 10 Squad cars including two new chargers surround us from all over within 2 minutes of the first one. At first im like WTF! FED's! then i blinked only to find 7 different local burroughs, one including my uncle is the cheif in so even if i was to get in trouble there was small possibility it would be anything more then a fine ;) (lucky me). Then i look arround to see this Milf taking off down the street like she was epeleptic and flashing lights gave her sezures LOL.l this is when me and my friend are sitting in the car putting our seatbelts on and dying laughing thinkin these cops think were trying to solicite (sp) sex LOL as i hear the cop get out the car say some numbers over the radio and then say sumtin like "i have a white vehicle with two boys soliciting to a girl" . Now the cop comes up to the driver side window and ask's what we were just doing. we tell him we were just talking to the girl she said hi so we stopped and talked. he says yeah ok stay right here as he walks away with my friends liscense and registration. I hear him scream to the other officer's "Hey! where'd that girl go? some one go get her in the yellow short shorts!" at this point me and my friend are dying laughing in the car. the cops finally get her back and the orinal cop that pulled us over is saying to the girl "What were them guys sayin to you? do you know them? did they ask you for sex? you sure now?" this is when she coulda lied her ass off and ****ed us badly, but she was a good milf'y and tells the truth (my type of woman). "all they did was say hi, just a normal conversation i dont know them but they seemed cool so i talked to them, there nice. No they didnt ask me for sex (laughing). im sure there just nice guys" minute goes by the cop comes back and tells us to get out of the car and that he was going to search it. we had no problem with it so everything was cool. after they take my info, search the car and all they tell us the only reason they stopped us is cause they "had a report of a white car that fits this description driving on the same road earlier tonight soliciting sex to women/girls"

all this time me and my friend are letting out little laughs here and there cause we thought this was hilarious. we ment this lady no trouble what so ever, and some how we caused all of this.

the only thing going through my mind now is how/where am i going to find this MILF next! and wait til my dad finds this out were going to have a nice laugh at this one!

lmfao

convo on aim when me and my friend get home

me:cant wait to find her again
him: yeah well stop and talk to her tomarrow night lol
me:you think well find her
him:possibly but hopefully there looking for a black car
me:LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[On Sale]

HAHHAHAHA nice... that beats the time driscol jumped out at the light, pulled his ass out, and put it on ur window with the cop sitting right across the street watching it all... and he drove past!! haha

[Gorilla Unit 33]

lol yeah it does, trust me we have 20,000x better stuff happen than that to us. me and my friends, we have a blast what can i say.

[300zTT]

damn dude thats beat u need to find that nice milfy!

[97TurboDSM]

hahahaha tahts one of the funnier things ive heard lately

[HatchSurfer3]

hahaha damnit i wish i was there. And yea that white car that was on the street earlier was actually me, i just put that film to change the color over my car so they would look for his instead haha

[Gorilla Unit 33]

hahaha^

[PotenzaSub]

thats F'in hilarious

[doug]

damn LJ.. you never gonna get laid... :P

[Omega SE]

Damn Nigz.......thats some good ass cake right there man. **** had me rollin when i read that.........

track that bitch down and GGGEEEEETTTTTTTEERRRRRR DDDDDDUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

[Gorilla Unit 33]

Originally Posted by doug

damn LJ.. you never gonna get laid... :P

your funny lol

[S4toSTI]

Haha finally got off the phone and read it, hilarious.

[doug]

Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

your funny lol

i do stand up 3 nights a week, cmon now.

[boostedfury]

haha damn man we def have some experience from that. You should have gone to Taco Bell after lol. Great story.

PS Find milfy again, now you have a reason to talk to her some more haha.

[Gorilla Unit 33]

Originally Posted by boostedfury

haha damn man we def have some experience from that. You should have gone to Taco Bell after lol. Great story.

PS Find milfy again, now you have a reason to talk to her some more haha.

ohh dont remind me of that night to taco bell trip 10 cars loaded full of us kidscrusing the main strip... bad idea that night. some how though that night my altima turned into a plane, had wings, and "flew". never thought nissan put all of that into building there cars lol.

but yes i have reason to go talk to her again if i ever find her lol

[MrGudbar99]

haha...that was a good story. lol

[Kerplunk105]

ha ha ha

that was great!

[james_ls]

...and you know it.

[D Money]

What a story! I can't believe that **** bro.

[Gorilla Unit 33]

let me tell you if i ever find Mrs/Ms Milfy again ill have you pictures for you...

and then after hours of editing ill have the video for sale LMFAO j/k