My Nissan pick up

[Drftpretty]

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[S4toSTI]

Pics?

[Drftpretty]

^Yes actually, I have em at home. I can put them up when I get outta work.

[S4toSTI]

lol word.

[teh DIRT]

151 does amazing things. i love it

[sisforsurfing]

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

151 does amazing things. i love it

Like ends any minor grasp on reality you have before drinking it. 4 shots at once = 8 "normal" shots = bye byeee
Definitely the college kids/alcoholics drunk drink of choice though. As for the story, oh boy, another one of these haha

[Drftpretty]

So we get outside, theres like 15 people trying to huddle under this tent on the back porch. There was a beautiful thunder storm going on and she refused to go back inside (my kinda girl). We get to talking and she admits that "You're little stunt was the sweetest thing she has ever seen" Just as she finishes that sentence her cell goes ape sh!t, she looks at the phone, makes a sad face at me, and says "Its my Boy Friend"

My stomach instantly drops to the floor and I must been too buzzed to control my facial muscles because she instantly picked up on that and picked up the cell, and started reaming this dude out!

"I told you to leave me the Fuk alone!"
"I'm Allowed to have friends"
"I dont need you god damned permission!"
"See if I give two Sh!ts you bum!"

I was seeing stars at this time, you know how some girls get all crazy and their nostrils flare and their hair gets all crazy? Not her, she kept her composure completely. It was super hot lol.

[Drftpretty]

Originally Posted by sisforsurfing

Like ends any minor grasp on reality you have before drinking it. 4 shots at once = 8 "normal" shots = bye byeee
Definitely the college kids/alcoholics drunk drink of choice though. As for the story, oh boy, another one of these haha

TST needs a Mod entirely devoted to keeping me inline lol

BRB, i need to go get dinner

[wrx_snobordr]

WTF... wheres the rest of the story?

[97TurboDSM]

hurry up! i want the rest of this story.

[jspek]

where da pics mang? pics or bannage.

[OutOfStock]

More more more

[Intercooled T]

<----excited

[Drftpretty]

lol Im still at work. A guys gotta eat.

BTW, Cizin, your hottie 16 yr old girl next door now works at Wendys on Cedar Crest Blvd. Shes not that bad looking lol.

Ill get back to typing now.

[the mike]

At this rate he'll be "Drippretty" in no time. Ewww.

[Drftpretty]

^ummm TUIMMJALB

Throw
Up
In
My
Mouth
Just
A
Little
Bit

[Twin_Cam]

Hahaha dude I've never been riveted to a story like this hahaha it's kinda sad. Tell us more!

And by the way that's ****ing awesome jumping onto the table. Good stuff.

[Drftpretty]

^Run a search for all my other dating follies lol. Im still typing

[wonner]

I think Drftpretty should give up his medical career and become a novelist...He could be the next Jackie Collins!

[Drftpretty]

She finally hangs up on this guy, and says "By the way, Im Kristy" Im just standing there looking like a sad, drunk, wet, lonely, and most importantly, horny puppy. Then she goes into a rant how much of a asshole her BF is, apparently she is on the verge of breaking up him.

Then as if by some sick joke, my ex calls me and starts freaking out.
"You didnt tell me you were going to a party!"
"I thought you hated going to partys"
"You've been drinking, havent you?"

Without missing a beat I look right into Kristy's eyes and rip my ex a new one. Instantly Kristys has a huge grin on her face and asks "How do you do that? I wish I had the balls to tell of my BF"

I just smiled and replied with "Its easy when you finally decide that you wont settle for anyone who doesnt meet your standards for your "Ideal partner""

^Thats the line that I am 99% sure sealed the deal lol.

She just looked at me all cute like, grabbed my hand, pulled my through the entire house, out front. As we got farther and farther from the party I could only think of two things

1. This Bitch is taking somewhere that no one can hear me scream

or

2. Im getting a BJ!

Either case I wasnt going to put up a fight at the moment.