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Jeffros Spec V · 12-11-2006, 12:50 AM

I'm sitting in my apartment watching the latest Dane Cook Vicous Circle and the couple in the apartment next to mine are going at it.

The bed is sqeeking, there is thumping going on....that was like half an hour ago. Now I'm ready for bed and they are still going at it.

I've never even seen these people before and I've lived here for 6 months but I just turned my sterio on full blast and put the speaker up to their wall, waited a song and turned it off. They were still going at it.

This is war, cause it's not the first time that it has happened and one of them gets up for work at like 5 and the other gets home at like 11:00pm.

Its kind of weird how my apartment is set up. Their kitchen is next to my family and ontop of my bedroom. (I have a bi-level)

WTF can I do. I hear it as I sit here and type.

Vypurr2 · 12-11-2006, 12:55 AM

It seems to me that the only option here is to bang 2 chics. Maybe even have a third just stand there and scream for an hour!

smoger · 12-11-2006, 01:00 AM

buy a house. living in an apartment, thats one of the inconveniences you just have to deal with (thin walls)

Jeffros Spec V · 12-11-2006, 01:02 AM

Errr, I'm only 22, I don't need a house yet.

05Accent · 12-11-2006, 01:04 AM

all i can say is. that sucks..

ho1ywars · 12-11-2006, 01:05 AM

ahah, go vaseline there door handle. they will be nice and tired and not even think about looking at it at 5am

willthethrill · 12-11-2006, 01:12 AM

Drill holes in the wall so you can watch ;)

drew · 12-11-2006, 01:25 AM

i'm lucky, the couple below me have a baby that never cries and are past the "**** like rabbits" newlywed phase. however, i'm pretty sure the women cheats on her husband because whenever i do hear people having sex down their it's like 3 in the afternoon and his car is gone :[

PotenzaSub · 12-11-2006, 01:31 AM

Dude, just play some porn really loud. I'd reccommend a hardcore gonzo flick. Something like 'Mouth 2 Mouth 5' will work. Turn the volume way up on your computer. And for added effect, you should make some orgasm noises just incase they know you're voice.

Plan B: Break into their apartment while they are at work. Set up some hidden cameras and then record their sexy time. THEN POST THE VIDS ON HERE!

MPowerKai · 12-11-2006, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew

i'm lucky, the couple below me have a baby that never cries and are past the "**** like rabbits" newlywed phase. however, i'm pretty sure the women cheats on her husband because whenever i do hear people having sex down their it's like 3 in the afternoon and his car is gone :[

Anyone been to Blackmail R' Us lately?

UGotSchooledByaGirl · 12-11-2006, 02:28 AM

or more embarrasing.. Call the cops.. Tell them you hear screaming coming from the neighbors.. IT works TRUST me.Its mean but it keeps them quiet.. for a LOOONNNGGG time. If they dont answer when the cops show up the cops open the door..lol.

Dont ask how i know

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-11-2006, 04:42 AM

lol this is great actually happend to me once but the other way arround. the guys in the dorm room next to me joined in by playing a porno really loud with the speakers hung on the wall. after 5 minutes of that they started screaming things like "stick it in her ass" "make her swallow that ****" and "smack her face on the wall" LMFAO needless to say it was hilarious and she laughed along with it.

PotenzaSub · 12-11-2006, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gorilla Unit 33

lol this is great actually happend to me once but the other way arround. the guys in the dorm room next to me joined in by playing a porno really loud with the speakers hung on the wall. after 5 minutes of that they started screaming things like "stick it in her ass" "make her swallow that ****" and "smack her face on the wall" LMFAO needless to say it was hilarious and she laughed along with it.

That's exactly what I said to do:

Quote:

Originally Posted by PotenzaSub

Dude, just play some porn really loud. I'd reccommend a hardcore gonzo flick. Something like 'Mouth 2 Mouth 5' will work. Turn the volume way up on your computer. And for added effect, you should make some orgasm noises just incase they know you're voice.

UGotSchooledByaGirl · 12-11-2006, 05:16 AM

YEah but did it make you guys Stop or be quiet?

And atleast YOU didnt have to explain to the cop that you werent fighting and see his reaction when he found out it was sex.. Rofl..Funny but embarrassing. Makes it easier to sleep at night tho.

Gorilla Unit 33 · 12-11-2006, 05:58 AM

we didnt stop.

ScoobyNubieToo! · 12-11-2006, 07:29 AM

Knock on door, ask if you can help.....

2drStunner · 12-11-2006, 08:56 AM

I like everyones idea! But mine goes a lil something like this!!!!

Catch the husband one day when hes by him self and be like damn man you and your wife were really going at it the other day!(tell him the time and day when he wasnt there) He'll be like nah man that wasnt me i was at work and thats the time to be like OHHHHH.......Well then you might want to stop home during your lunch and surprise her!!!!

LilRedVDub · 12-11-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 4drstunner

I like everyones idea! But mine goes a lil something like this!!!!

Catch the husband one day when hes by him self and be like damn man you and your wife were really going at it the other day!(tell him the time and day when he wasnt there) He'll be like nah man that wasnt me i was at work and thats the time to be like OHHHHH.......Well then you might want to stop home during your lunch and surprise her!!!!

That's pretty funny! The whole thing is funny!

smoger · 12-11-2006, 09:12 AM

some funny suggestions here but i still say let it be. anyone who complains about sex noise next door obviously just isnt getting any for themselves. if you were, you wouldn't want your neighbors to plan a retaliation on you, would you?

DropTopChevy · 12-11-2006, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoger

some funny suggestions here but i still say let it be. anyone who complains about sex noise next door obviously just isnt getting any for themselves. if you were, you wouldn't want your neighbors to plan a retaliation on you, would you?

Just as I was about to post I read this... Ya caught me smoger, you win this round

12-11-2006, 12:50 AM	#1
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	Sex next to me. HELP I'm sitting in my apartment watching the latest Dane Cook Vicous Circle and the couple in the apartment next to mine are going at it. The bed is sqeeking, there is thumping going on....that was like half an hour ago. Now I'm ready for bed and they are still going at it. I've never even seen these people before and I've lived here for 6 months but I just turned my sterio on full blast and put the speaker up to their wall, waited a song and turned it off. They were still going at it. This is war, cause it's not the first time that it has happened and one of them gets up for work at like 5 and the other gets home at like 11:00pm. Its kind of weird how my apartment is set up. Their kitchen is next to my family and ontop of my bedroom. (I have a bi-level) WTF can I do. I hear it as I sit here and type.

12-11-2006, 12:55 AM	#2
Vypurr2 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HV, Pa Member #1773 My Ride: 2004 E-Blue SRT-4 / 2006 Steel Grey STI iTrader: (0)	It seems to me that the only option here is to bang 2 chics. Maybe even have a third just stand there and scream for an hour! __________________ 2006 STI (yes its no longer STi... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. ) 2004 SRT-4 I want sig pictures to be allowed! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. (You can choose to turn them on and off at any time if you don't wanna see my sig!)

12-11-2006, 01:00 AM	#3
smoger Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: philly Member #64 iTrader: (1)	buy a house. living in an apartment, thats one of the inconveniences you just have to deal with (thin walls) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. , To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. \| 2000 Black Acura 3.2TL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. .. all car enthusiasts are welcome

12-11-2006, 01:12 AM	#7
willthethrill Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NJ (Nazi Jermany) Member #1683 My Ride: Infiniti G35 6mt, Datsun 510 iTrader: (0)	Drill holes in the wall so you can watch ;) __________________ 295 is not the speed limit? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-11-2006, 01:25 AM	#8
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	i'm lucky, the couple below me have a baby that never cries and are past the "**** like rabbits" newlywed phase. however, i'm pretty sure the women cheats on her husband because whenever i do hear people having sex down their it's like 3 in the afternoon and his car is gone :[ __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-11-2006, 01:02 AM	#4
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	Errr, I'm only 22, I don't need a house yet.

12-11-2006, 01:05 AM	#6
ho1ywars Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ewing, New Jersey Member #282 My Ride: S14, EF, 600RR iTrader: (2)	ahah, go vaseline there door handle. they will be nice and tired and not even think about looking at it at 5am

12-11-2006, 01:31 AM	#9
PotenzaSub Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Member #2213 iTrader: (0)	Dude, just play some porn really loud. I'd reccommend a hardcore gonzo flick. Something like 'Mouth 2 Mouth 5' will work. Turn the volume way up on your computer. And for added effect, you should make some orgasm noises just incase they know you're voice. Plan B: Break into their apartment while they are at work. Set up some hidden cameras and then record their sexy time. THEN POST THE VIDS ON HERE!

12-11-2006, 04:42 AM	#12
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	lol this is great actually happend to me once but the other way arround. the guys in the dorm room next to me joined in by playing a porno really loud with the speakers hung on the wall. after 5 minutes of that they started screaming things like "stick it in her ass" "make her swallow that ****" and "smack her face on the wall" LMFAO needless to say it was hilarious and she laughed along with it. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

12-11-2006, 05:58 AM	#15
Gorilla Unit 33 TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Where do you live? Member #532 My Ride: Fly Mosca II w/pegs LOLZ iTrader: (7)	we didnt stop. __________________ find me here: gorillaunit33.wordpress.com

12-11-2006, 07:29 AM	#16
ScoobyNubieToo! Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Williamstown Member #862 My Ride: WRB 2004 WRX Wagon with 07 STI Trans and Longblock inside! iTrader: (7)	Knock on door, ask if you can help.....

12-11-2006, 09:12 AM	#19
smoger Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: philly Member #64 iTrader: (1)	some funny suggestions here but i still say let it be. anyone who complains about sex noise next door obviously just isnt getting any for themselves. if you were, you wouldn't want your neighbors to plan a retaliation on you, would you? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. , To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. \| 2000 Black Acura 3.2TL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. .. all car enthusiasts are welcome

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