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So yeah, I was messing with my car and I looked up and saw the clouds. Packed my tools up calmly, threw everything inside my car, wrapped my jack in a tarp and stuck a log on it (car is still jacked up), to keep the tarp from rolling, closed my garage and started walking in.
Neighbor: Done?
Me: Nope.
Neighbor: There's still light, why ya quittin?
Me: Gonna rain in about 30 seconds.
Neighbor: *looks up* Nah, it'll pass.
5 seconds later, it's pouring.
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my pants just ran a pop up blocker
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I highly encourage you to be pedophiles in the privacy of your own home, and to cross your fingers you never have your house raided by the FBI who will put you in jail for 30 years where you will be treated like one of the preteen little girls who you used to adore so much.
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