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Originally Posted by lawdogg
The finger, it's hilarious every time.
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These are some funny ass stories, the above quote reminded me of 8th grade on the way home from the mall....
Obviously in 8th grade we couldnt drive but my buddy's parents were pretty loaded so they had their maid pick us up (she speaks very little english). As we were leaving the mall the light in front of us turned green and she didn't go. Respectively, the van behind us began honking its horn. My friend in all his wisdom did the "five finger count down" middle finger move. Next thing we know the van is right next to us, and five huge angry black guys are staring us down (4 skinny white boys and a maid who speaks little english). She pulls onto 202 screaming various spanish obsentities (that i continue to use to this day), as they continue to follow us. This went on for about 2 miles, when the van pulled up next to us this time sliding open the side door, everyone ducks as an object potrudes from the side of the van.... she quickly takes an exit and they continue driving down 202. To this day we are split on what that object was exactly....some of us say it was a gun while others think one of the guys was giving us the ultimate bird of all time. Either way I am sure they got a good laugh out of it.