I'd be hoegaarden.
girls love me because they love how I taste. and guys love me because even though I might taste a little girly, I'm full on flavor. I'm not a heavy beer like a guiness, which you can't really be around all night, but I'm not a light beer like coors or miller, which you can party all night with but you know is full of ****. I'm in the happy medium. fun to be around but isn't a dull or shallow beer.
only problem is that I'm a tad on the expensive side.