Well last night I had to take ****. So I went and sat down on the can, but nothing happened. I waited awhile and this event ended up being the slowest **** in history. I knew something was up. So when I looked in the toilet the **** looked just like a WRX. Then I realized why it came out so slow, slow car= slow crap. Then I remebered I had eaten some japanese rice for lunch. go figure.
