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1. how do you get a tissue to dance?

put a little boogie in it.

2. why was 6 scared of 7?

cause 7 ate 9.

3. why do golfers wear two pair of pants?

incase they get a hole in one.

4. what do you call a deer with no eyes?

i have no eye deer

5. what do you call cow with no legs?

ground beef.

6. why did the ballerina wear a tu tu?

because the one one was to small and the three three was too big.