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Originally Posted by Chair-Force
Some ****ing dog in a lady's car tried to bite me today when I was stuck on the main gate checking IDs. My partner charged his M4 and pointed it at the dog's head. I had to smack my partner for being a retard. I could see the newspaper headlines now, "Soldier shoots lady's dog, splattering pieces of doggy all over her and her children".
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I betcha she needed new undies too, eh?
Wide-eyed?
I saw a "Believe in Jesus" bumper sticker the other day...so I put on some death metal and turned it up. Rolled up next to them. Was great to see them pull their children from the windows.